I've always been a huge fan of these. Post pics of your favorite oxymorons! (make 'em pics, not text. Its more fun that way!)

Definition of an oxymoron, just in case

All-time favorite:

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"They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me" -Nathaniel Lee

Shifty are the eyes of the gambler...

No one can argue this one.

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Marta Chesfer, 7th Year Ravenclaw
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The concept of chicken seniority hurts my brain.
"When you have one foot in your past, and one in your future, you wind up peeing all over your present." -Ann Magnuson