Calan wrote:
Conversion Table:
* Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
* Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
I thought that was the shortest distance between two puns.
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| Author: | Calan [ Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Conversion Table |
Conversion Table: * Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi * 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton * 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope * Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1bananosecond * Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram * Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour =Knotfurlong * 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling * Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon * 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahertz * Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower * Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line * 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake * 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone * 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles * 365.25 days = 1 unicycle * 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds * 52 cards = 1 decacards * 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton * 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen * 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche * 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin * 10 rations = 1 decoration * 100 rations = 1 C-ration * 2 monograms = 1 diagram * 8 nickels = 2 paradigms * 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Cornell University Hospital = 1 IV League * 100 Senators = Not 1 decision |
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| Author: | Werekitty39501 [ Sun Nov 29, 2009 12:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Conversion Table |
Calan wrote: Conversion Table: * Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line I thought that was the shortest distance between two puns.
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| Author: | =^_^= [ Wed Feb 05, 2014 6:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Conversion Table |
I found this while looking for what knuts and galleons are equivalent to and didn't think it got as much play as it should have. That being said, lol |
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| Author: | Yendys [ Wed Feb 05, 2014 6:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Conversion Table |
Hahaha |
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| Author: | Collin [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Conversion Table |
Calan wrote: Conversion Table: * 100 Senators = Not 1 decision Why is this so true... |
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