Extremely old, but still funny.
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| Author: | WrestlesWithDragons [ Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | If I Ever Become the Evil Overlord... |
http://www.sff.net/paradise/overlord.html A list of 230 things you should do if you want to be a successful evil overlord! I'm still going through the list but I'm quite partial to: 30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief. And 34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps. What's your favorite/Post your own! EDIT: 42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around. *Dies laughing* |
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| Author: | Tsunami [ Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I Ever Become the Evil Overlord... |
Extremely old, but still funny.
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| Author: | WrestlesWithDragons [ Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I Ever Become the Evil Overlord... |
I'm adding a new one! If I ever become the Dark Lord, I will not stop at 6 horcruxes, but instead create thousands, daily, and out of common objects such as knuts and galleons, scattering them all over the world randomly, and through circulation. |
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| Author: | Shifty [ Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I Ever Become the Evil Overlord... |
Dude, that's a lot of murders. You'd be a busy guy! |
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| Author: | WrestlesWithDragons [ Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I Ever Become the Evil Overlord... |
Feargus wrote: Dude, that's a lot of murders. You'd be a busy guy! Maybe! But it would be worth it! 
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| Author: | Frith Ra [ Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I Ever Become the Evil Overlord... |
WrestlesWithDragons wrote: Feargus wrote: Dude, that's a lot of murders. You'd be a busy guy! Maybe! But it would be worth it! |
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| Author: | Shifty [ Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I Ever Become the Evil Overlord... |
"Mass murderers come from the areas you least expect it." "Clay Roberts - First Year Newb" Perfect. |
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| Author: | Templar [ Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I Ever Become the Evil Overlord... |
Feargus wrote: "Mass murderers come from the areas you least expect it." "Clay Roberts - First Year Newb" Perfect. Finally have a goal huh Clay? 
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| Author: | Banana Pancakes [ Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I Ever Become the Evil Overlord... |
... Is that Justin Bieber? |
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| Author: | WrestlesWithDragons [ Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I Ever Become the Evil Overlord... |
Kel-C wrote: ... Is that Justin Bieber? No comment.
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| Author: | Banana Pancakes [ Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I Ever Become the Evil Overlord... |
hahahaha! I knew it!
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| Author: | Werekitty39501 [ Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I Ever Become the Evil Overlord... |
"Your diary must look odd. 'Get up in the morning. Death Death Death Death Death Death Lunch Death Death Death Afternoon Tea Death Death Death Quick Shower...'" |
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| Author: | Shifty [ Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I Ever Become the Evil Overlord... |
[Eddie Izzard Sighting][/Eddie Izzard Sighting] |
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