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Post subject: I hate cafeteria food...  Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:15 pm |
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At this point, I can't stop laughing about this.
So! For lunch today, I grabbed a to-go box, went to the Talapia line, and snagged a couple of fish fillets. Both fish were about four inches long, btw. After that, I went to the hamburger line and asked for a veggie-burger, to which the lady replied that I'm only allowed two meat products. I gave pause for a moment, then -very- politely pointed out the absurdity of her statement, and restated my desire for a -veggie- burger. She proceeded to chew me out in front of everyone, claiming that another ingrateful whitey (quoting almost verbatim, I'm not kidding around here) is coming up to her job and telling her what to do. Since I'm dealing with a hangover and two hours of sleep, I just rolled my eyes and stood in the pizza line for a -cheese pizza-. Once she realized that I just switched lines, she ran, grabbed a manager, and yelled at me in front of everyone again. When I told the manager that all I wanted was a CHEESE PIZZA he immediately pointed out the fact that I am, of course, only allowed two meat products.
I had to stop myself from bashing my head against the counter.
But I -couldn't- stop myself from reaching under the sneeze shield, grabbing two pieces of -cheese- pizza, and shoving them in my mouth in front of everyone before they could escourt me out of the building.
Yeah... I'm not allowed in that cafeteria anymore. =P
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Post subject: Re: I hate cafeteria food... Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:25 pm |
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bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhhhhhaaaaaaa
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Post subject: Re: I hate cafeteria food... Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:27 pm |
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hahahahahahaha, you should be on tv.
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Post subject: Re: I hate cafeteria food... Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:50 pm |
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This is why people need to buy Flip Cameras. I want this on YouTube...  _________________ "They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me" -Nathaniel LeeShifty are the eyes of the gambler...
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Post subject: Re: I hate cafeteria food... Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:47 pm |
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....All I can say is.... Wow.
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Post subject: Re: I hate cafeteria food... Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 4:17 pm |
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Post subject: Re: I hate cafeteria food... Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:25 pm |
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*sighs* And these are the kinda people I have to smile politely, or well now speak politely to since I answer phones....it annoys me....alot...
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Post subject: Re: I hate cafeteria food... Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:38 pm |
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Normally I'd say "how dude you got guts" But for this a "Dude you got a huge mouth" works better!  How can you stuff 2 peices of pizza in your mouth at the same time? haha! Thats just eww, like cheese all over the place and stuff (Ewwww Silvernight STOP IT!!)
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Post subject: Re: I hate cafeteria food... Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 5:35 pm |
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Haha! LOL I was laughing really hard at the point where the manager pointed out you could only have two meats.. HAha I tried to show my brother who was near by but he ust ignored me..
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