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Tsunami
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Post subject: WoHP Comedy Quotes!  Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:10 am |
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I wasn't sure what forum to put this, but this seems the closest; while this is IC-related, I didn't think it'd fit Roleplay. Basically, I'd like to see the funniest quotes you've ever heard IC. Obviously, if it is FOIC stuff and revealing, it may be an idea not to post them. I'll kick off with this one:
Jacklin Halenner: "All kittens must explode!"
Funny in context. Even better out of it.
_________________ Mary Maywell, Ravenclaw, Resident Ray of Sunshine Also, some other dudes I barely play. 
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:11 am |
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A student, having just witnessed a gruesome attack on another: "Well, there he goes. Who's up for some hot chocolate?"
Ever the optimist.
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Tsunami
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:53 am |
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Sean Asherel, demonstrating proper overreaction in practice: "YOU SLAPPED ME! CRUCIO!"
No comment necessary.
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Calan
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:30 pm |
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Actually, the correct quote was more like this (And I'm not joking): "You aren't in proper school robes! CRUCIO!"
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Saroki
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:24 am |
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How about this one?
'You all lost the game.'
_________________ ---------------  Myth-Ravenclaw Desert-Hufflepuff Violet-Slytherin ........... If you can't dazzle them with STYLE riddle them with BULLETS!
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:38 am |
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Dr. Black: "haha... then he was all like 'CURCIO!'"
Skeletor: "CRUCIO*"
Dr. Black: "..."
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:03 am |
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Dr. Black: "/dm ifno all"
Skeletor: "/dm in-fail all"
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:57 pm |
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Desert: How can you be so mean to the poor Kitty cat?
Nathaniel: It was breaking curfew!
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Desert: Screw you.
Nathaniel: I will.
Nathaniel: With your mom.
_________________ --------------- Myth-Ravenclaw Desert-Hufflepuff Violet-Slytherin ........... If you can't dazzle them with STYLE riddle them with BULLETS!
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:06 pm |
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Feargus: "...so, I've decided to believe that you're just -epically- stupid."
Sebastian: "I like your style, kid."
Feargus: "*facepalm*"
paraphrased to protect my short-term memory loss problems from being exposed
_________________ "They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me" -Nathaniel LeeShifty are the eyes of the gambler...
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Tsunami
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:45 pm |
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Saroki, Feargus, that's perfect!!  _________________ Mary Maywell, Ravenclaw, Resident Ray of Sunshine Also, some other dudes I barely play.
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:05 pm |
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Drogo Aelent: "Any idea how much I spend on -my- hair every month?"
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Reuben Pumpkin, First Year Gryffindor.I wrote: I'm always the stupid loser who should just leave the mod and die.
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:57 pm |
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:00 pm |
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"I hate Wal-Mart" - Jinx and Drusilla simultaneously at Wal-Mart.
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:39 pm |
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"You're drunk as a skunk in a funk. I'm not putting a first-year into your unsteady hands, Seril."
Mel Kane on St. Patrick's Day, talking to her leprechaun'd cousin Seril, who was a bit unsteady.
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:47 am |
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During Sean Asherel's Break-up with his former Girlfriend, before the Crucio.
Girlfriend: If I was married to you, I'd poison your Butterbeer.
Sean: If I was married to you, I'd drink it!
She just had to say that, so I turned it into a Winston Churchill Quote. =D
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