Okay, this was a little bit of time ago. I am just going to type out the applicable parts of the conversation (IC) as the OOC parts... I'd have to get Kristyn's permission to post the screen capture for that.

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(the in-character post)

Ares Richard Keeferson: **is not eating at the moment, but there are seven empty plates in front of him.**

Miriam Rovere: Oh good. You haven't started imitating a beaver.

Ares Richard Keeferson: **looks at the table for a moment.** No hot sauce.

Ares Richard Keeferson: **you aren't sure if he's joking or not.**

Kylindra Valerine: **chuckles**

Miriam Rovere: **dead pan** There are better ways to get fiber in your diet, Keef.

Ares Richard Keeferson: The Daily Prophet, you mean? Plenty of gas-inducing hot air to give Professor Lockhart lightheadedness even. No thank you.

Miriam Rovere: ... Uh... no.

Kylindra Valerine: **laughs**

Ares Richard Keeferson: That book by Rita Skeeter? It's not worth its weight in salt, pepper, or tomatoes. Not to mention it is a little crumbly in the middle without much sustenance inside.

Miriam Rovere: For one thing... The news always leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Miriam Rovere: And Rita Skeeter... Please, that's all purple prose, and fluff.

Ares Richard Keeferson: **looks at Miriam with one eyebrow raised, clearly initimating something.**

Kylindra Valerine: **holding back fits of laughter now**

Ares Richard Keeferson: Perhaps you have been reading the wrong section?

Miriam Rovere: I haven't read it at all. I got enough of her so-called writing from the paper.

Ares Richard Keeferson: I would try the busines section in The Wizarding Globe. Very meaty indeed. Won quite a few awards for its stories.

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If Roland, Kylindra, or Florymonde managed to save "names to call Keeferson to drive him insane," it would be nice to have them post it up. In short, it just shows how a lack of sanity can give you a wealth of creativity... at the risk of your own health. And Florymonde/Miriam, you always make me smile with the interactions of your characters with mine. It makes playing Keeferson that much more worthwhile.

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One character thus far:
Ares Richard Keeferson, Hufflepuff Hardcase
Redefining "user-unfriendly" since 1976.

OOC Note: This took place today while Roland was about to be punished by Snape in the Entrance Hall. Mylina comes running from downstairs.

Mylina Jade: "WOOHOO! *running across and does a cartwheel*"

Several Students: "..."

Mylina Jade: *giggles*

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Zackary Fang -- Kylindra Valerine

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Mai Roarke Willow Moran Evelyn Grant Eien Hansen Ashlee Gardner

Ack! Now everyone knows my name! And I've been so good at hiding it! [/sarcasm]

And yes, every time someone talks about "Greg" in game, I do a double-take and go "What the hell?"

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"They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me" -Nathaniel Lee

Shifty are the eyes of the gambler...

Sorry, Gurgle, but those pirates kept me up late!

Not my fault! Callie's off with her parents and/or at St. Mungo's.

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Bread crusts are directly responsible for all forms of evil. - Elan the bard

Okay, it's OOC but it's sorta funny



More OOC but kinda funny.

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*Gets a +20 weekend bonus on her concentration roll, getting a 46 while her dad gets a 45. One more will make him sleep!*
Verita Datten, 7th year Slytherin: President of LEOS
Shanna Datten, 2nd year Gryffindor

Liss: // Hang on, I'm looking up the name of the thing Liss is going to give her.
Seril: // Haha, ok

Liss: // I'll just look it up later
Seril: So what are you gonna get her?
Liss: // A$$

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"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room.
There was a knock at the door."
-Frederic Brown

Seril Kane: [Tell] Should we assume Liss found Seril or Seril saw Liss or something?
Necrolissica Crest: [Tell] Naw, if it happens. Looks like it might.
Seril Kane: [Tell] Ok. I was just asking cuz I dunno where Seril would have been before I relogged.
Necrolissica Crest: [Tell] lol Liss wouldn't ask anyway.
Necrolissica Crest: Seril
Necrolissica Crest: Where have you been?
Seril Kane: [Tell] A$$!

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-Calan

Liss Crest, Slytherin
Kalara Crest, Hufflepuff
Elizabeth Finley, The Moon

Necrolissica Crest: Just be patent, Seril.
Seril Kane: Be patent? *Twists his eyebrows in confusion*
Necrolissica Crest: Well... yeah.
Seril Kane: ...patent? You mean patient?
Necrolissica Crest: // You're an a$$.
Seril Kane: // hahahaha

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"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room.
There was a knock at the door."
-Frederic Brown

Liss: "Watch out Tyson, I have a boner."

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Πάνω απ 'όλα, φύλακας καρδιά σου, επειδή είναι η ανεξάντλητη πηγή της ζωής. Παροιμίες 4:23

Because things aren't always clean.

Small Poo Monster: *stinks like $*&!*
Evie Cromwell: But....ugh!
Amber Ramsay: *Blinks, immediately covering her mouth and nose with one hand.*
Small Poo Monster: *scratches its head, seeming to be looking in the direction of them both*
Evie Cromwell: I think the toilet overflowed...
Evie Cromwell: Aguamenti!
Amber Ramsay: Ugh...
Evie Cromwell: Aguamenti!
Evie Cromwell: *Tries to wash the poo away*
Small Poo Monster: *it falls back, seeming somewhat diluted, but not before flinging $*&! at Evie*
Evie Cromwell: Ewwww!!
Small Poo Monster: *squirms and wiggles, seeming to dissolve slowly*
Evie Cromwell: *Aims her wand at her clothes, Tergeo'ing them clean*
Amber Ramsay: *Cringes, reaching for her wand.*
Small Poo Monster: *dissolves into a puddle of crap on the floor*
Evie Cromwell: *Tergeo's the floor as well*
Evie Cromwell: Ugh, stinks.
Skeletor : *the floor is clean*
Amber Ramsay: *Crawls with her one leg to end of the bed, watching Evie clean up.*
Amber Ramsay: ...That was... gross... *Gags momentarily.*
Evie Cromwell: Yeah....ew.
Madam Pomfrey: -What- is all the commotion about!?
Skeletor : *the floor is clean, but the room stinks*
Evie Cromwell: There was...walking poop, Madam.
Amber Ramsay: *Looks to Evie.*
Amber Ramsay: ...She's telling the truth... There was... *Shudders in disgust.*
Evie Cromwell: I soaked it and it kind of...melted.
Madam Pomfrey: *She tuts loudly.* Miss Cromwell, do not lie to me... I'm much older than I look. *Almost unnoticeably she primps her hair.*
Evie Cromwell: But...
Madam Pomfrey: Out! Visiting hours are over.
Evie Cromwell: There really was. It flung $*&! at me.
Evie Cromwell: *Nods, clearly discomfited*
Madam Pomfrey: Visiting hours are -over-!
Amber Ramsay: *Trying hard to keep a straight face.*
Evie Cromwell: Yes ma'am.
Evie Cromwell: I'll be back later, Amber.
Amber Ramsay: See you then...
Evie Cromwell: *Smiles as she passes, then hurries past Pomfrey*
Madam Pomfrey: That's a wall...
Evie Cromwell: *Looks at the wall, certain there was a door there before*
Evie Cromwell: Yes ma'am...
Amber Ramsay: *A burst of giggles can be heard from Amber's direction.*
Madam Pomfrey: That's another wa-- There you go dea-- No.


All I edited out was some OOC. Suffice to say, we were laughing. Hard.

I cut out some of the IC and OOC chatter.

She was drinking a large bottle of vodka.

Amber Ramsay: *Unscrewing the cap of the bottle, she tosses it aside, taking a swing straight from the bottle.*
Amber Ramsay: *Ability roll, Constitution: 20 + 2 = 22*
Amber Ramsay: *.....And she manages to down the bottle with two short pauses for air.*
Brennan Brask: ....
Brennan Brask: Amber...I have never been more turned on.

This gave me a pretty good laugh.


[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Sun Jun 20 03:22:19] Sammael Olodim: You know what.

[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Sun Jun 20 03:22:25] Elicia DeRosiers: What?

[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Sun Jun 20 03:22:44] Sammael Olodim: I smell a song coming on.

[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Sun Jun 20 03:23:32] Elicia DeRosiers: *Coughs.*

[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Sun Jun 20 03:23:48] Sammael Olodim: *Smiles* I can't seem to contain it.

[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Sun Jun 20 03:24:05] Elicia DeRosiers: Have at it then.

[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Sun Jun 20 03:25:32] Sammael Olodim: *Ahems*

[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Sun Jun 20 03:25:54] Sammael Olodim: Oh, Baby Dolls.

[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Sun Jun 20 03:25:57] Sammael Olodim: *Bobs his head*

[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Sun Jun 20 03:26:27] Sammael Olodim: I know you like me.. *change in voice* I know you like me. I know you do (I know you do). That's why whenever I come around she's all over you.

[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Sun Jun 20 03:26:56] Sammael Olodim: And I know you want it (I know you want it), It's easy to see (it's easy to see). And in the back of your mind I know you should be home with me.

[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Sun Jun 20 03:26:59] *Skill roll, Perform: 15 + 25 = 40*

[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Sun Jun 20 03:26:59] Sammael Olodim: *Skill roll, Perform: 15 + 25 = 40*

[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Sun Jun 20 03:26:59] Elicia DeRosiers: Uhh...

[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Sun Jun 20 03:27:07] Sammael Olodim: Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me!

[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Sun Jun 20 03:27:14] Elicia DeRosiers: We're done singing now.

[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Sun Jun 20 03:27:18] Sammael Olodim: *Laughs*

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Sammael Olodim von Ailstein - Hufflepuff 7th Year
Léon Le'Forte - Slytherin 7th Year

"ORly?"

Dunno if I should be posting in the Screenshots thread, but I died laughing when these happened.

Clay summoning a black hole...Almost.


This is why you shouldn't be the first to test new ice cream flavors. JB had us going there.

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Clay Roberts - Fourth Year Newb