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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
 Post Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:58 am 
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Mary Maywell: *she smiles sincerely at Sam, looking quite happy and sparkling. Not in the Twilight sense, but metaphorically*

Sammael Olodim: *wonders if she's wearing a purity ring*

Mary Maywell: *hopes Sam will break in and watch her while she sleeps, cause that's so romantic*

Sammael Olodim: *Totally would*

Mary Maywell: *then, when he leaves, is going to go on a string of gradually more suicidal stunts just to feel anything, cause Sam'd appear telepathically every time she's in danger*

Sammael Olodim: Mary.

Sammael Olodim: Can I watch you sleep?

Mary Maywell: You're so romantic.

Sammael Olodim: I know.

Mary Maywell: This is, like, the greatest love story ever told. So much better than that Shakespeare swill.

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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
 Post Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:51 am 
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// Feargus: *sprayed water through his nose all over the room at the purity ring comment* No...no I'm ok-ay, really *coughing and trying to cover up his laughter - looks like he's in a fit, face red* Seriously, I'm okay. Just...whew! That...wow. *dissolves into laughter with tears and snot now flowing equally*

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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
 Post Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:07 pm 
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Shifty wrote:
// Feargus: *sprayed water through his nose all over the room at the purity ring comment* No...no I'm ok-ay, really *coughing and trying to cover up his laughter - looks like he's in a fit, face red* Seriously, I'm okay. Just...whew! That...wow. *dissolves into laughter with tears and snot now flowing equally*


//Excellent. Then my job here is done.

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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
 Post Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:23 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
 Post Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:08 am 
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Zane von Mecklenberg: "Who needs Avada Kedavra? I can turn your heart into a potato."



Haha exelent! :mrgreen:

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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
 Post Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:55 am 
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// Lunch time! Let the rumor mongering begin! :mrgreen:

GM JB : *The Great Hall is mostly empty now, except for reading stragglers like Will and latecomers like Ana and Tom*

GM JB : *And that one kid*

Ana Celine: *She picks out a few light munchies and a glass of juice, somewhat surprised she doesn't fall under the 'that one kid' description*

Tom Summers: *He munches on bacon, slices and dices his omlet and stows several pieces of bread in his mouth in rapid succession, washing it down with a great mug of pumpkin juice. How he can get it all down is beyond anyone's guess.*

William Cain: *Flips a page*

William Cain: *Flips back to the previouse page*

William Cain: *Flips the page again*

Tom Summers: *Om nom nom.*

William Cain: Mhm.. aaaahhh.. *Flips the page again, then back, then forth*

GM JB : *Indeed, Tom eats a lot. But what does it mean?*

Ana Celine: *She probably stares at the food or chases it with her fork more than she's actually eating*

William Cain: *For a second he looks up from the book at Tom, thinking he might be turning slightly chubby from all that food, but shrugs it off*

GM JB : *Apparently that one kid likes her food still living*

Tom Summers: *Seems to be eating for three, so whatever food Ana isn't eating will surely not be wasted. If not counting other potential anorexic people at the table.*

GM JB : *Rumors fly about the castle that Tom is pregnant with twins*

William Cain: *Rumors quickly spreads furthermore that it is with Zane. And Liss*

Tom Summers: *He stabs a particularly tasty-looking sausage with his fork, guts it with his knife and cleaves it in two. He puts one piece of it into his mouth, rending it apart with his teeth.*

Ana Celine: *Spreads the rumors, but works in some space aliens and woofles*

Tom Summers: *He puts the mug of pumpkin juice to his lips and tilts it back. Sluuuuuuuurp.*

Ana Celine: *She kicks her feet back and forth lightly and picks through her bag for a moment*

William Cain: *Rumors quickly spreads that Ana is in fact not a woofle, but a midget*

Tom Summers: *Word would zoom around school that William cannot digest normal food but instead lives off of the written word.*

Ana Celine: *Spreads lots of dirt about Will's crush on Lockhart, all while taking a sip from her drink*

William Cain: *Words spread that Ana has a secret crush on Sam*

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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
 Post Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:25 am 
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*Midway through Snape VS Flitty Part 2*

Headmaster Albus Dumbledore: "That was better than Cats!"

I love you, Shifty. Haha

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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
 Post Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:48 am 
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*bows* I must give credit where credit is due on that one. That was JB :). Dumbledore is another of his special NPCs, though unlike Snape, I also happen to enjoy playing Dumbledore. I won't touch Snape with a 10 foot pole ;).

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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
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:o Damn. +1 to JB then!

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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
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"Y'all are comin' in ball gowns? I'm going NAKED!"


In reference to Dumbledore's celebratory luncheon.

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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
 Post Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:06 am 
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((an edited log of only a bit of tonight's merriment))

Professor Snape : [Shout] *Finally he comes to Mai*

Matthew Pace: [Party] I see it now, when Lance graduates he's taking the sign with him*

Professor Snape : [Shout] *Oh, Mai. Good old Mai*

Professor Snape : [Shout] *Shifty laughs, but Snape peers down his nose at the Hufflemuffin*


Mai Roarke: *she looks up to the professor as he moves infront of her, smiling only a little because ((she feels like hes gonna stab her)) shes a happy person like that*

Ana Celine: [Party] Lance/Sign is the most well developed romantic couple on the server.

Necrolissica Crest: [Party] hahahaha he called Mai a Hufflemuffin in -shout-

Professor Snape : [Shout] *His black eyes narrow once more, for good measure, or perhaps just from unbreakable habit at the littlest prefect.*

Professor Snape : [Shout] *Snape finally takes the final award, and extends his hand to Mai, giving her a full nod--perhaps even more rare than Specialawardsforservicestotheschoolandwhatevers*

Professor Snape : [Shout] *But before anybody asks, he doesn't ruffle her hair*

Professor Snape : [Shout] *Or anything*


Mai Roarke: *she nods back to him and whispers her thanks to him as she reaches out and accepts her Award, smiling a bit more*

Mai Roarke: [Party] But that would be so cute


Necrolissica Crest: [Party] Snape: "Oh you cute little Hufflemuffin you..." *ruffles her hair*

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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
 Post Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 6:40 pm 
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This is after Myth woke up John in a room using jelly legs.


Myth Windoliana: You're out after curfew.
John Galt: So are you!
Myth: But I have an umbrella.
John: Why the hell do you have an umbrella inside?!
Myth: It makes me look dignified.

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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
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1.
    Kristina Featherward: “We got to follow her!”
    Wesley Cross: You think she’s planning something?
    Theodora Vesper Montrose: Guys. I can hear you.

2.
    Zane von Mecklenberg: Living to living, unliving to unliving, toads to toadstools…

3.
    Andrew Cornwallice: *Looks at her skirt* My underwear is longer than those shorts.

4.
    Madeline Rogers: Ravenclaws aren’t /born/ smart, did you know? Either everyone dumbs down or we study.

5.
    Sapphire Bain: [Whisper] I feel like blowing my cover and dramatically run around like a loony…

6.
    Sola Isabelle Fyre: Incendio!
    Oliver Pierre Fyre: That better not have been your homework.

7.
    John Galt: Unlike me, *points a thumb at himself* because I’m never wrong.

8.
    Drogo Aelent: … It’s all empty!
    Drogo Aelent: Let’s set the sign on fire!

9.
    Viktor Wulffengraft: [Tell] Lucy first sees Rob. Lucy: “Theo! Who’s the cute boy?” Theo: “That’s a girl.” Lucy: “WTF?”

10.
    Theodora Vesper Montrose: // <3 faisl

11.
    Bryce Samuel: But penguins don’t tap dance.
    Sapphire Bain: YES THEY DO!!!
    Bryce Samuel: Oh! I believe you!

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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
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*Interview with Robert Pattinson*

Local News: So, Robert, you're familiar that Twilight and Harry Potter are going up against eachother around the world as the 2 most popular movie franchises and people are saying that Twilight is going to beat Harry Potter, so what made you wanna except the part for Edward Cullen?

Robert: Well they killed off my character from the 4th Harry Potter film so i wanted to get payback

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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
 Post Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:17 pm 
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From earlier tonight:


Dzogchen Kongtrul Rinpoche: Free yourselves from wanting and be happy.
Drado Bolton: [Whisper] Yep.
Dzogchen Kongtrul Rinpoche: Live NOW.
Drado Bolton: *Glancing around with a thoughtful smile*
Dzogchen Kongtrul Rinpoche: The future will come.
Dzogchen Kongtrul Rinpoche: It does not need your help.
Anula Bhaskar: I will live now! *She shouts, probably too loudly and then runs off in a flutter of gathered up robes.* LIVE!
Emily Jade Hodgkins: ....
Emily Jade Hodgkins: Oh god.
Dzogchen Kongtrul Rinpoche: Surrender and just be. Then you wi... *he watches Anula run off and then laughs*
Emily Jade Hodgkins: *She buries her face in her hands and shakes her head*
Drogo Aelent: That's certainly one way to do it.


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