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Sagira
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:23 pm |
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Joined: Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 555 Location: Hiding under the desk.... (in Canada)
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[Sat Apr 11 00:02:44] Callie Bradley: [DM] Did Ree reset the server.....? [Sat Apr 11 00:02:46] Nikolai Faust : [Tell] No, their ISP probably failed again, [Sat Apr 11 00:02:50] Domi Trax: [DM] lol [Sat Apr 11 00:02:53] Callie Bradley: [Tell] I know, just joking. [Sat Apr 11 00:02:57] Sierra Tillery: [DM] ha ha [Sat Apr 11 00:03:05] Callie Bradley: [DM] Actually, my first guess was going to be one of the kids. [Sat Apr 11 00:03:23] Callie Bradley: [DM] "Daddy, what's this button do?" *pushes it* YOU HAVE BEEN DISCONNECTED... ... *hides*
_________________ Bread crusts are directly responsible for all forms of evil. - Elan the bard
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Alesu
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:12 am |
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Joined: Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 941 Location: Prince Edward Island, Canada
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Professor Chaos wrote: *Fails Sliver.*
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OOC chat.
Reebober: Hey I was the one who designed Diagon Alley, why is it I am still getting lost?
(Sagira - May have been RT): It just makes it more IC.
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Even funnier.... none of us seem to know who said it, but we know its one of the two and neither of them remember saying it. That's because I'M the one who said it.
_________________ “Just like a drug, she’s consuming you slow You can’t love like you used to before And you can’t find trust in nothing else anymore Those pale lips, the bourbon-soaked kiss She’s the den of your sins—the slit of a wrist”
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Insanity
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:35 pm |
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Joined: Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 1336 Location: Hibernia
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Emily Hodgkins after having torn a ministry poster down, in an attempt to explain why she did it.. Quote: They were annoying me!
_________________ Local Lurker and Knower of the Unknown and Unknowable. Also a bit full of itself, and an occasional prick.
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D_Black
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:21 am |
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Quote: Xander Black: *waves his wand at Nik again* Homenium Revealo.
Dr. Black: *The spark, hovering about Xander's wand, making the entire wand glow, a tingly feeling entering Xander's fingers*
Nikolai Faust : // ...Wow.....I think Xander needs to pet his wand and calm it down. Nikolai Faust : // ................. *Just realized how that sounded. Headdesks.*
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You will never know
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:23 am |
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Joined: Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:51 am Posts: 125
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I swear I didn't realize! *Headdesks again and hides.*
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Saroki
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:16 pm |
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Joined: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 121 Location: Between Heaven and Hell
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Ros (I think, not sure who): *Deep breath* Okay...long, smooth, with flame at the tip... Students: .... Ros: Conjur Candle! Myth: ...Am I the only one who thought that sounded wrong? Nathan: *Snickering* Myth: Okay! Conjur Dummy! *A balance beam appears* Myth: ....Limbo anyone? Edit by Sagira - actually, it was a fence and not a balance beam
_________________ --------------- Myth-Ravenclaw Desert-Hufflepuff Violet-Slytherin ........... If you can't dazzle them with STYLE riddle them with BULLETS!
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Alesu
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:49 pm |
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Joined: Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 941 Location: Prince Edward Island, Canada
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Ares Richard Keeferson : Yes, we have curfew. Library first though. Tyson Swift: Starts at Eleven and ends at five. If a Prefect catches you, you're in trouble. Kayla Anne Lalonde: ..Uh oh.. Whatsa Prefect? Kayla Anne Lalonde: Is it a zombie?! Ah, kids.
_________________ “Just like a drug, she’s consuming you slow You can’t love like you used to before And you can’t find trust in nothing else anymore Those pale lips, the bourbon-soaked kiss She’s the den of your sins—the slit of a wrist”
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ShacadiaShay
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:47 am |
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Joined: Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:35 pm Posts: 476 Location: Australia
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Keisha Shadows: j'ai voulu dire suis vous environ à manger ? Keisha Shadows: Mercy Isendir Dana: //can you add a traslation please? it's too late at night for me. XD Keisha Shadows://i meant are you about to eat? Isendir Dana: // i read that as "i meant am about to eat you" lol Isendir Dana: //Ahh Keisha Shadows://lol
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You will never know
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:46 am |
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Quote: Nik(Panther): *Nods slightly.* Domi: .... Domi: [Whisper] Never nod into my lap again. I had to post it. I was laughing hard...
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Saroki
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:05 am |
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Joined: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 121 Location: Between Heaven and Hell
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LOL!
_________________ --------------- Myth-Ravenclaw Desert-Hufflepuff Violet-Slytherin ........... If you can't dazzle them with STYLE riddle them with BULLETS!
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Saroki
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:54 pm |
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Joined: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 121 Location: Between Heaven and Hell
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*Drogo, Shandy, and Violet are in Diagon Alley when Shandy and Vi have to head off*
Violet: I love you, Drogo! Drogo: I love you too! Shandy: Love you too!! Drogo: ...You love me? Violet: We all love you! *Zane and Joki are standing in front of the book store* Zane: Speak for yourself, I'm only fond of the boy.
_________________ --------------- Myth-Ravenclaw Desert-Hufflepuff Violet-Slytherin ........... If you can't dazzle them with STYLE riddle them with BULLETS!
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Tsunami
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:50 pm |
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Joined: Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 1510 Location: One Eyed Ennui Machine
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Saroki wrote: *Drogo, Shandy, and Violet are in Diagon Alley when Shandy and Vi have to head off*
Violet: I love you, Drogo! Drogo: I love you too! Shandy: Love you too!! Drogo: ...You love me? Violet: We all love you! *Zane and Joki are standing in front of the book store* Zane: Speak for yourself, I'm only fond of the boy. That -is- legendary.
_________________ Mary Maywell, Ravenclaw, Resident Ray of Sunshine Also, some other dudes I barely play.
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Professor Chaos
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:22 am |
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Joined: Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 446
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Tyson being chased by Nik as a panther. Domi picks up Tyson's wand from Nik and follows him
Tyson: Wheres my wand!?
Domi: Back pocket.
Tyson: *Checks his back pocket.*
Domi: No, -My- back pocket.
Tyson: ...
Nik(panther): *Walks over and takes it and walks back to Tyson.*
Tyson: *Takes his wand from Nik.*
Domi: ...Nik...
*They both look at Domi.*
Domi: ...Never...
Domi: ...Ever...
Domi: ...Ever...
Domi: ...Ever...
Domi: ...Put...
Domi: ...Your...
Domi: ...Mouth...
Domi: ...Ever...
Domi: ...By...
Domi: ...My...
Domi: ...[censored]...
Domi: ....Again!
Tyson and Nik: . . .
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Revoleon
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:28 am |
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Joined: Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 119 Location: Not Over the Rainbow, Somewhere
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//Not exact wording >;D
During the four's stay in the hospital wing
Veiyne: You ought to just sleep on Dante's head like my kitty used to when I lived back in Louisiana.
Sierra: The thing about my p****, is it's alot heavier than yours. *Smiles*
//Edited for virgin eyes.
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Alesu
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:34 pm |
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Joined: Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 941 Location: Prince Edward Island, Canada
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Edited out a few (unimportant) things.
Shandy Wease: And, stop calling me Shandles. Tyson Swift: . . . . Nikolai Faust : Everyone call her Shandles. Tyson Swift: You dont like it? Shandy Wease: No, it's almost bad as Weases Pieces. Emily Jade Hodgkins: *She bursts out laughing* Drogo Aelent: ... I don't wanna know about your pieces. Nikolai Faust : *Snickering.* Shandy Wease: ... The muggle candy, Drogo. Evelyn Wolfe: ... *Giggles.*
_________________ “Just like a drug, she’s consuming you slow You can’t love like you used to before And you can’t find trust in nothing else anymore Those pale lips, the bourbon-soaked kiss She’s the den of your sins—the slit of a wrist”
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