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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
 Post Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:36 pm 
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*Jacob Green and Myth are in the Great Hall*

Myth: I'm sad.
Jacob: Why?
Myth: I miss my Squirrel Boy.
Jacob: Who?
Myth: *sigh* Drathil.
Jacob: *Big smile* That's okay, I could take his place while he's gone!
Myth: I really don't want to make out with you. No offense.

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Jacob: I'm not so popular with girls.
Myth: Heres a tip, try single ones.
Jacob: Do such creatures exist?
Myth: Somewhere. Over the Rainbow.
Jacob: Drat.

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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
 Post Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:56 pm 
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Saroki wrote:
*Jacob Green and Myth are in the Great Hall*

Myth: I'm sad.
Jacob: Why?
Myth: I miss my Squirrel Boy.
Jacob: Who?
Myth: *sigh* Drathil.
Jacob: *Big smile* That's okay, I could take his place while he's gone!
Myth: I really don't want to make out with you. No offense.

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Jacob: I'm not so popular with girls.
Myth: Heres a tip, try single ones.
Jacob: Do such creatures exist?
Myth: Somewhere. Over the Rainbow.
Jacob: Drat.


*Points to Location, and hides.*

And, we all know Jacob fails at finding single girls. :twisted:

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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
 Post Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 4:05 pm 
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(By request of Bren)

Professor Trelawny: What was your -question-, dear?
Myth: ...You tell her, Teddy.
Brennan: The color of Ms.Windoliana's unmentionables.
Myth: *Mouths the way he said that quietly with a look of confusion*
Professor Trelawny: *Tsktsk* I think Mister Brask knows who is -really- wearing the divined unmentionables in question..
Myth: ...Ooooh.
Myth: She just dissed you.



PS: The answer was white and black with white lace. Who woulda thunk.

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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
 Post Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 12:46 am 
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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
 Post Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 12:26 pm 
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The scene: Keeferson is carrying Randell over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes, to keep him from being punched in the mouth by Serin for dissing Tammy Gin's clothing.

Brennan: Hey! Anybody have any spare floo?

Keeferson: Give me a moment. *puts down Randell*

Randell: FREEEDOM! *legs it*

Apparently Randy didn't want to know what Keef would do to him for shooting off his mouth.


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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
 Post Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 10:23 am 
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OOC:

I have to admit, that WAS funny. The look on poor Brennan's face was priceless. Though I may have to start a list of names women call Keeferson when they refuse to call out his name properly.

*thinks for a moment*

That sounded bad, didn't it...

*blames Gilderoy Lockhart*

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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
 Post Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 11:19 pm 
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Sara: Wanna see another cool spell I know?

Seril: Anti-poof?

Sara: Kinda. Anti-poof-fication.
Sara: Candeo!
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Sara: My eyes!

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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
 Post Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 6:17 am 
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Donald Chapman- "Alright... so erm... I might as well show ya mah horn..."

Toni Smythe- *Her eyes widen* "Bit soon aint it? I mean we only met ten minutes ago and all."

Donald Chapman- *Blushes with realization* "I mean... I mean Erumpets horn!"

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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
 Post Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 11:43 pm 
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Brennan: I know plenty of self-respecting strippers.

Keeferson: I don't know any strippers.

Randy: Well yeah, but that's their job, innit?

Brennan: Fair enough.

Keeferson: Am I supposed to know strippers....?

Brennan: Yes, yes you are.

Randy: Follow 'im. 'E speaks in sentences.


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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
 Post Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 4:47 am 
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(OOC: early morning , with an overtired Tyson Swift and a somewhat concerned Ares Richard Keeferson...)

Setting - Inside of Diagon Alley, at one of the bistros

Tyson Swift: I'm s . . . . tir . . . . ed . . .

Ares Richard Keeferson: strung out? tired? which?

Tyson Swift: *Lifts his head off the table* Stru. . .ng out?

Ares Richard Keeferson: Gah. You are too young. Just... drink the juice.

Ares Richard Keeferson: It's good for you.

Tyson Swift: Aren't. . . I older than you?

Ares Richard Keeferson: You are also happier, shorter, and friendlier. Bitterness comes with age and experience. I win.

Tyson Swift: . . . . .

Tyson Swift: . . . What?

Ares Richard Keeferson: Just drink the juice, Tyson. if nothing else, juice keeps me sane and calm. Now that I think about it, I should drink more juice as well.

Tyson Swift: I . . . dont feel like . . . having the chocolate mum . . .

Ares Richard Keeferson: It is orange juice, dear. You will be fine. It tastes very good and goes down into your tum tum.

Ares Richard Keeferson: **blinks under the hood** I can't believe I just said that...

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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
 Post Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 4:18 pm 
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Nik Domi and Zia at the beach talking about how to keep awake in classes

Domi: Draught of Peace.

Nik: Hrm?

Domi: Thats the best way, drink a little before each class.

Domi whispers to Zia: I'm mean.

Zia whispers to Domi: What?

Domi: *Realises they are taking him seriously.* No Nik don't do that... it actually makes you fall asleep.

Nik: So, not going near that potion...

Zia: Wow, Someone managed to bottle Binn's class?

Domi: Yeah, except its way more exciting... ... ...blue...


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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
 Post Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:25 am 
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Domi and Nik camping. After Caro had just left.

Domi Trax: Nice girl.

Nikolai Faust : Very quiet, and she's polite. *nods.*

Domi Trax: ....Gonna ask her to that dance?

Nikolai Faust : Eh...?

Domi Trax: What.... you were leading her with your arm?

Domi Trax: And standing next to her all morning...

Nikolai Faust : I was being polite..

Domi Trax: ...Yeah well get your [censored] back to the school and politely ask her to the dance... Or I will beat you with a large stick.

Nikolai Faust : ... *Coughs.*

Nikolai Faust : Right.

Domi Trax: Go on!

Nikolai Faust : ...You're serious aren't you?

Domi Trax: Yes.

Domi Trax: ...Thats it... getting the stick. *Stands.*

Nikolai Faust : ...

Nikolai Faust casting Haste
Nikolai Faust casts Haste

*Nik runs like hell.*

Domi Trax: Little idiot.


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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
 Post Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:27 pm 
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Sierra in the Hospital Wing after Lockhart's 'poison prevention charm' class.....

"I think Lockhart might be my new boggart."

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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
 Post Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:42 am 
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Matt comes up to Caitlyn in Classroom 11:

Matt: "Hey Caitlyn guess what I learned this morning?"

Caitlyn: "What?"

Matt and Caitlyn at the same exact time: Orchideous!

Matt smiles: "Well, I was going to surprise you.."

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 Post Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:51 pm 
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