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 Post subject: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
 Post Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:10 am 
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I wasn't sure what forum to put this, but this seems the closest; while this is IC-related, I didn't think it'd fit Roleplay. Basically, I'd like to see the funniest quotes you've ever heard IC. Obviously, if it is FOIC stuff and revealing, it may be an idea not to post them. I'll kick off with this one:

Jacklin Halenner: "All kittens must explode!"

Funny in context. Even better out of it.

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 Post Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:11 am 
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A student, having just witnessed a gruesome attack on another: "Well, there he goes. Who's up for some hot chocolate?"

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Sean Asherel, demonstrating proper overreaction in practice: "YOU SLAPPED ME! CRUCIO!"

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Actually, the correct quote was more like this (And I'm not joking): "You aren't in proper school robes! CRUCIO!"

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How about this one?

'You all lost the game.'

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Dr. Black: "haha... then he was all like 'CURCIO!'"

Skeletor: "CRUCIO*"

Dr. Black: "..."

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Desert: How can you be so mean to the poor Kitty cat?

Nathaniel: It was breaking curfew!
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Desert: Screw you.

Nathaniel: I will.
Nathaniel: With your mom.

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Feargus: "...so, I've decided to believe that you're just -epically- stupid."

Sebastian: "I like your style, kid."

Feargus: "*facepalm*"


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Saroki, Feargus, that's perfect!! :D

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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
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 Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!
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During Sean Asherel's Break-up with his former Girlfriend, before the Crucio.

Girlfriend: If I was married to you, I'd poison your Butterbeer.
Sean: If I was married to you, I'd drink it!

She just had to say that, so I turned it into a Winston Churchill Quote. =D

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