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Author:  Tsunami [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:10 am ]
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I wasn't sure what forum to put this, but this seems the closest; while this is IC-related, I didn't think it'd fit Roleplay. Basically, I'd like to see the funniest quotes you've ever heard IC. Obviously, if it is FOIC stuff and revealing, it may be an idea not to post them. I'll kick off with this one:

Jacklin Halenner: "All kittens must explode!"

Funny in context. Even better out of it.

Author:  Tsunami [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:11 am ]
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A student, having just witnessed a gruesome attack on another: "Well, there he goes. Who's up for some hot chocolate?"

Ever the optimist.

Author:  Tsunami [ Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:53 am ]
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Sean Asherel, demonstrating proper overreaction in practice: "YOU SLAPPED ME! CRUCIO!"

No comment necessary.

Author:  Calan [ Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:30 pm ]
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Actually, the correct quote was more like this (And I'm not joking): "You aren't in proper school robes! CRUCIO!"

Author:  Saroki [ Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:24 am ]
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How about this one?

'You all lost the game.'

Author:  Calan [ Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:38 am ]
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Dr. Black: "haha... then he was all like 'CURCIO!'"

Skeletor: "CRUCIO*"

Dr. Black: "..."

Author:  RT [ Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:03 am ]
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Dr. Black: "/dm ifno all"

Skeletor: "/dm in-fail all"

Author:  Saroki [ Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:57 pm ]
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Desert: How can you be so mean to the poor Kitty cat?

Nathaniel: It was breaking curfew!
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Desert: Screw you.

Nathaniel: I will.
Nathaniel: With your mom.

Author:  Shifty [ Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:06 pm ]
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Feargus: "...so, I've decided to believe that you're just -epically- stupid."

Sebastian: "I like your style, kid."

Feargus: "*facepalm*"


paraphrased to protect my short-term memory loss problems from being exposed

Author:  Tsunami [ Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:45 pm ]
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Saroki, Feargus, that's perfect!! :D

Author:  Peter Willow [ Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:05 pm ]
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Drogo Aelent: "Any idea how much I spend on -my- hair every month?"

Author:  =^_^= [ Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:57 pm ]
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Author:  Jinx [ Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:00 pm ]
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"I hate Wal-Mart" - Jinx and Drusilla simultaneously at Wal-Mart.

Author:  Werekitty39501 [ Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:39 pm ]
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"You're drunk as a skunk in a funk. I'm not putting a first-year into your unsteady hands, Seril."

Mel Kane on St. Patrick's Day, talking to her leprechaun'd cousin Seril, who was a bit unsteady.

Author:  BSMCG [ Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:47 am ]
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During Sean Asherel's Break-up with his former Girlfriend, before the Crucio.

Girlfriend: If I was married to you, I'd poison your Butterbeer.
Sean: If I was married to you, I'd drink it!

She just had to say that, so I turned it into a Winston Churchill Quote. =D

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