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Author: | Sagira [ Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:44 am ] |
Post subject: | *At the Yule Ball* |
Beside the band is a table with a number of small booklets filled with Wizarding and Muggle christmas carols. Next to the table is a sign urging people to take a book and sing. ((OOC - Feel free to add songs to this list, either non-standard holiday carols or wizarding carols. Only thing I ask is if you don't write the song yourself, please credit the author. Thanks!)) |
Author: | Sagira [ Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:50 am ] |
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I found all of these online through web searches Enjoy! Our House Elves Drink Sherry During Christmas (Randy Estes – Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas) Our house elves drink sherry during Christmas And they all get tight! Some plow on Keep drinking and stay out all night! Our House elves drink sherry every Christmas Made the Boone's Farm way, One season Our whole crew was found miles away! There they were in a purple haze Had not slept for days, outdoors Found by friends who lived near to us Helped them catch a bus down shore Through the years they all will be together If the matron allows Says she'll trade them all for just one Guernsey Cow But our house elves drink sherry during Christmas now. * * * * * * * Tipsy the Red-nosed House Elf (Dennis Maggard - Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer) Tipsy the red-nosed house elf, Had a very shiny nose, Some said the cooking sherry Was the source of all its glows. All of the Hogwarts house elves Doubted his sobriety, They never let poor Tipsy Join in doing work for free. Then one dreary Christmas Eve, Dumbledore did say, "Tipsy with your nose so bright, Help to light the feast tonight." Then all the house elves loved him, As they shouted out with glee, "You'll be remembered, Tipsy, In Hogwarts: A History!!" * * * * * * * Peeves the Poltergeist (Lilac - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus) Peeves the Poltergeist was filling-in Dirty lyrics into Christmas songs. The armor suits forgot All the words, and Peeves had thought He'd add some phrases nasty that would Makes one's face all hot! Peeves the Poltergeist was chuckling Since he did embarrass everyone. Now I'll never sing straight-faced The song What Child is This? Peeves tainted all the Christmas songs last night! * * * * * * * I'll Use Gnomes for Christmas (Found online (author unknown) - I'll Be Home for Christmas) I'll use gnomes for Christmas, High atop the tree With some glue and a tutu They'll glower down at me. Late one night one bit me On my ankle bone I'll use gnomes for Christmas, When stupefied like stone. * * * * * * * The Twelve Days of Christmas (Compilation of parodies by Catherine Johnson & Benjamin Wick, Ivy & Gracie, Bighead Girl & MagicPoni, & Luke Brattoni with original lines by Sagira) On the first day of Christmas, the Owl Post brought to me A bowtruckle in a yew tree! On the second day of Christmas, the Owl Post brought to me Two chocolate frogs, And a bowtruckle in a yew tree! On the third day of Christmas, the Owl Post brought to me Three black work robes, Two chocolate frogs, And a bowtruckle in a yew tree! On the fourth day of Christmas, the Owl Post brought to me Four Hogwarts Houses, Three black work robes, Two chocolate frogs, And a bowtruckle in a yew tree! On the fifth day of Christmas, the Owl Post brought to me Five lemon drops! Four Hogwarts Houses, Three black work robes, Two chocolate frogs, And a bowtruckle in a yew tree! On the sixth day of Christmas, the Owl Post brought to me Six owls off mailing, Five lemon drops! Four Hogwarts Houses, Three black work robes, Two chocolate frogs, And a bowtruckle in a yew tree! On the seventh day of Christmas, the Owl Post brought to me Seven years at Hogwarts, Six owls off mailing, Five lemon drops! Four Hogwarts Houses, Three black work robes, Two chocolate frogs, And a bowtruckle in a yew tree! On the eighth day of Christmas, the Owl Post brought to me Eight firsties running, Seven years at Hogwarts, Six owls off mailing, Five lemon drops! Four Hogwarts Houses, Three black work robes, Two chocolate frogs, And a bowtruckle in a yew tree! On the ninth day of Christmas, the Owl Post brought to me Nine wands a-stunning, Eight firsties running, Seven years at Hogwarts, Six owls off mailing, Five lemon drops! Four Hogwarts Houses, Three black work robes, Two chocolate frogs, And a bowtruckle in a yew tree! On the tenth day of Christmas, the Owl Post brought to me Ten points from [enter House name here] Nine wands a-stunning, Eight firsties running, Seven years at Hogwarts, Six owls off mailing, Five lemon drops! Four Hogwarts Houses, Three black work robes, Two chocolate frogs, And a bowtruckle in a yew tree! On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Owl Post brought to me Eleven wands a-waving, Ten points from Gryffindor, Nine wands a-stunning, Eight firsties running, Seven years at Hogwarts, Six owls off mailing, Five lemon drops! Four Hogwarts Houses, Three black work robes, Two chocolate frogs, And a bowtruckle in a yew tree! On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Owl Post brought to me Twelve subjects learning, Eleven wands a-waving, Ten points from Gryffindor, Nine wands a-stunning, Eight firsties running, Seven years at Hogwarts, Six owls off mailing, Five lemon drops! Four Hogwarts Houses, Three black work robes, Two chocolate frogs, And a bowtruckle in a yew tree! * * * * * * * The Caretaker Who Stole Christmas (Found online (author unknown) - You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch) You're a cruel one, Mr. Filch You must not have a soul You're as jolly as a jarvey You're as thoughtful as a troll Mr. Filch You're a thin-bottomed cauldron Filled with crusty green mold You're an ogre, Mr. Filch You don’t know how to love Your mind is decked with cobwebs Yes, you’re all of the above Mr. Filch I wouldn't poke you with a Thirty-nine-and-a-half inch wand You're a harsh one, Mr. Filch You’re the worst I’ve ever saw You have all the mannerisms Of a Mackled Malaclaw, Mr. Filch If I had to encounter one of you, without a doubt I'd prefer the Mackled Malaclaw You're a foul one, Mr. Filch You are nothing but a #$%@ You’re as bubbly as a banshee In other words, “You suck!” Mr. Filch Three syllables I’d like to shout at your cat, Though I’d probably cause discord, Are “Cru-ci-o” You're a meanie, Mr. Filch You have chizpurfles in your smile You’re nothing but a nasty You’re sickeningly vile Mr. Filch Your heart is a piece of unidentifiable rubbish Extracted from the very hub of the Forbidden forest In a pile of Thestral dung Oozing and goozing and gross You offend me, Mr. Filch. You’re eyes are dark and cold You're as welcoming and cuddly As a nauseous Lethifold, Mr. Filch You're a giant batch of Hagrid’s rock cakes Stuffed with moldy dragon livers Topped with Polyjuice sauce |
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