Along with the Father's Day present rumours, comes something else:

Ares Richard Keeferson, the Hufflepuff Hardcase, thanks to an argument (some are calling a "lover's quarrel") between himself and Sierra Tillery...

... has vacated his sleeping area within Hufflepuff House Boys' Dormitory. If checked, it turns the cause might a rumour, but the fact is right there in people's faces. Keeferson's taken just about everything that belonged to him out of House Hufflepuff. It's all gone. Wand, books, suitcases, everything. There is not a trace of Keeferson left inside of Hufflepuff House at all.

Some people are citing Keeferson's recent argument with Eric Goodrich as well. Others believe it has something to do with the incident which sparked the Father's Day present storm.

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One character thus far:
Ares Richard Keeferson, Hufflepuff Hardcase
Redefining "user-unfriendly" since 1976.

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Mai Roarke Willow Moran Evelyn Grant Eien Hansen Ashlee Gardner

Rumors spread quickly that young Jessica Ashcraft, a Ravenclaw third year, has packed up her belongings and left the castle and is now staying with a friend in London somewhere.

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Sara Mason: Gryffindor 1st Year
Jessica Ashcraft: Ravenclaw 6th Year
Selena Senocen: Slytherin 7th Year

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Rumors spread that Roland Fell, the masked crusader, was caught in the Hufflepuff girls dorm stealing undergarments for his 'Collection'...This would also point towards why the Slytherin house lost Fifty points that night and why Sprout was seen marching him through the halls towards Snapes office.

Rumors aside, each of the girls - whose trunks werent spelled against lock breaking charms - would find that they were /indeed/ missing a pair of undergarments from their trunks and it has been seen that Roland has been giving each hufflepuff girl back their stolen goodies.

It seems that a thief has struck once more! This time in the Slytherin girls commons as many girls have found that their favourite pairs of undies - whether they be silky, lacy, or just plain cute - have gone missing! It seems that as each new day dawns, more and more girls are losing their undergarments!

Also. Roland was apparently seen leaning against the wall by the girls dormatories, reading a book called 'How to escape and not get caught: A book on skullduggery.'

Rumor has it that Professor Snape is looking for Roland Fell.

This is not a rumour, this has been verified:

A group of young Slytherin women commonly known as "The Clique" are actively looking for Roland Fell... and Ares Richard Keeferson. Apparently, the young women are hunting down Roland Fell about the recent vacancies in their undergarment collection. What they are looking for Keeferson about is far less clear. Anyone asking has received a rather deadly stare which has ruined their appetites, their ability to speak, and in the case of one foolish Gryffindor boy his control over his lower extremities... sort of.

The rumour mill, however, has groused out that the Slytherin Siren Seven and the Ravenclaw Status Titans may be involved in some sort of "silk curtain storm" between the two groups. As none have idenitified members of either poster-creation group, it is unsure where this rumour started. However, a few students from all four Houses have been visiting Madam Pomfrey's in search of "cures for lower body itches."

After spotting Eric Goodrich and Ares Richard Keeferson arguing in the halls after the events of previous days, some people are suspecting there was some sort of unofficial agreement between the pair - Eric taking the "high road" when rooting out trouble, and Keeferson taking the "low road" in hunting down the information. Slytherins of all years have been wagering on how long it will take before Keeferson finally changes all his allegiances over to House Slytherin despite the words of the Slytherin Siren Seven. Those few who -enjoyed- Muggle Studies have quoted the legend of Merlin and King Arthur, except the muggle-born Keeferson would be Merlin the Wise, and the pureblood Carl ap Lilesjo as the "true ruler and leader over his people," King Arthur.

Amongst the First Year students of all Houses, there's a tale going around about how Keeferson could defeat Professor Gilderoy Lockhart in a Potions contest, make Chuck Norris cry, out-"Pink" Dolores Umbridge, and walk on water. Keeferson has yet to hear any of this, thankfully. He is still a little startled by Rosdion Nifien's impromptu "Get Keeferson's autograph" session he did a few days ago.

And yes, he still has that "No.#1 Dad" belt buckle from a few days ago. (A small group of Ravenclaws insist that was sent to him by Marta Chesfer or Lani Perian, but that is yet to be confirmed.)

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One character thus far:
Ares Richard Keeferson, Hufflepuff Hardcase
Redefining "user-unfriendly" since 1976.

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Matthew Pace - Post 6th Year Ravenclaw

During a Transfiguration class, Amy Valerine has suddenly disappeared! Nobody is really sure how, but some might know why. No clues as to where she might have gone to have turned up yet. In fact, the only thing that seems to have been noticed is a white robed female figure walking out of the school.

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Zackary Fang -- Kylindra Valerine

Rumour has it that Roland Fell was found sneaking around in the Ravenclaw Girl's Dormitories, possibly up to his usual underwear-kleptomania.

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Nathaniel Rhomas - Retired Diviner
Syrra Heskarma - Seventh Year Socialite
Orphne Ragsworth - First Year Frolicker

Rumor has it that Wystan Hydd sneaks around the castle at night, what he does nobody can say for sure. Wystan denies these rumors however, and says the person that started them will pay.

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Rumor has it that Gregory Smith never sleeps because he's afraid he'll wet the bed.

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Wystan sat at the Slytherin table in the great hall during lunch hours, speaking with friends and eating Bertie Bott's Ever Flavoured Beans. Deep in the conversation he popped a random bean in his mouth an nodded over to one of his friends. Him and his group of friends had been sharing rumours about other students. "I heard that Gryffindor Prefect Gregory Smith never sleeps because he's afraid he'll wet his bed" Wystan said with a chuckle and placed another bean in his mouth. His friends nodded and laughed as well. One of his friends leaned in and whispered among the group, "I heard that Jessica Ashcraft uses Baruffio's Brain Elixer before she takes all of her tests and before homework" they all nodded, believing every word of it, Wystan munched down on another bean. Quickly reaching for a glass of water he gulped the contents down and stuck his tongue out, which the rest of the group recognized as the common reaction to a Bertie Bott's Hot Sauce Bean. After the little incident Wystan pushed the beans aside asking, "Why am I eating these?" and they group continued their conversation.


[Taken from my Character Biography, I thought it was suitable for here.]

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Despite Keeferson's numerous actions of hostility and vindictiveness recently towards certain Slytherins (some of which he has been called on already), most of the recent rumours are based on Keeferson... and Slytherins. Most people in the know insist this recent rash of randomized ramblings are the result of glib and gabby Gryffindors. Of course, the Gryffindors say nothing.

1) Arachne Pritchard and Keeferson's little "time out" was actually for a long overdue snogfest between the opposed individuals. The main theme is that Arachne was out to do a little "slumming," and Keeferson (being the Slytherin's Sensual Servant that he is) was just the thing. People insist their attitudes towards each other are just an act.

2) Tera Jallebin has Keeferson by the *loud coughing,* and enjoys taking him for "walksies" and "playtime." These rumours are never mentioned aloud within thirty feet of Tera Jallebin... or any member of The Clique. Apparently Cherise D’angelnuit is surprisingly protective of Keeferson's name in that fashion.

3) Wystan Hydd has formally challenged Keeferson in a "manly man's duel," whereas the entire magical duel would take place in the Ice Fields in nothing more than a swimsuit, their favoured choice of hat, their magical wands, socks, and boots. (There are already rumblings about having certain other Hufflepuff men forced into similar duels with a chosen (and currently taken) Gryffindor... greased up.)

4) Randell Coffey and Keeferson are coming out with their own like of coffee, and calling it "Siren's Blend." Given Keeferson is rarely seen drinking coffee, he would probably be backing Randell with the coin for such an operation. Though people still aren't sure about where he's getting the money from. (Most older female students insist he's doing more than showing off books in those "tutoring" sessions of his.)

5) Shacadia Shay is involved in some twisted "passion web" involving Randell Coffey, Keeferson, Roland Fell, and Wystan Hydd. Most smart Slytherins and Hufflepuffs automatically discounted this rumour, as both Randell and Roland are on good terms with Keeferson if not Shacadia as well. That, and Roland has been seen discussing something at length with Keeferson repeatedly, and it definitely had nothing to do with girls.

6) Some rather brave (and if they get caught, DEAD) people have said that Keeferson is in the possession of underwear from at least five different Seventh Year Slytherin girls. The names may change, but the method he received them remains the same in the rumour: "payment for services rendered." It is left up to the imagination of the listener as to what he did to earn them.

NOT A RUMOUR (ooc: something roleplayed out for fun)

Keeferson has been officially called "Daddy" by at least two Slytherin First Years, and "Uncle Keef" by seven other First and Second Year Slytherins. The eldest cousin of one of the Second Years (also Slytherin) was disappointed by the title, but whenever she is asked why, a diabolical grin showed up on her face and the person asking runs away in terror.

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One character thus far:
Ares Richard Keeferson, Hufflepuff Hardcase
Redefining "user-unfriendly" since 1976.

Rumors have started to spread from Ravenclaw to the other houses that Jessica Ashcraft hasn't studied for days and is in fact spending her time with one Roland Fell.

Rumors are also spreading about Lani Perian, speculation on what she's been doing during the time she was scarce at school and just how she got the scars and how her appearance changed so much.

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Sara Mason: Gryffindor 1st Year
Jessica Ashcraft: Ravenclaw 6th Year
Selena Senocen: Slytherin 7th Year

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