Dear Ministry Officials to whom this may concern,

I was recently reported to have been "interviewed" in an article by the Daily Prophet. They contacted me for an interview, and I declined. I would like something done about this slanderous falsity that is supposedly an interview of myself and two others. I was never interviewed, and I declined their offer to "interview" me, for obvious reasons. Apparently this didn't set well with them, and I expect that this issue can be resolved swiftly.

Additionally, in light of these slanderous lies printed by the Daily Prophet, I am going to give the Quibbler the right to interview me, as they will, at least, print the truth, and not some slanderous lie made up by a fool that thinks he is witty.


~John Y. Dranco