*flyers have begun circulating and posters have been appearing on the walls recently advertising what one can only assume is a new club*
LEOSLean Entirely on Seril FanclubDo you know Seril Kane? If you don't, you've been living under a rock in some ditch on the side of the road. Seril Kane is a seventh year. Seril Kane is a Hufflepuff. Seril Kane is a Prefect.
And Seril Kane is the most leanable man in Hogwarts.This club is for those of you who wish to enjoy leaning on Mister Kane on a semi-regular basis, or for those of you who agree that Mister Kane is very leanable, and wish your voice to be heard! If interested, contact any of the people named at the bottom of this paper, or sign the sign-up sheet, which will be passed around periodically!
A few ground rules:
-> Ladies (and gentlemen) . . . NO INTIMATE LEANING. Recreational leaning only. Bask in his leanableness for as long as is necessary, but no longer!
-> Should Mister Kane not wish to be leaned on, heed his wishes! His word is final in this club.
-> Do not ask Mister Kane to marry you. He
will say no.
Signed,
Verita Datten, President
Patrick Quigley, Vice President
Feargus MacDale, Recruitment
Recruitment Form(( Post a reply to sign up, and this part of the post will be updated periodically with new/lost members ))Verita Datten, President
Feargus MacDale, Recruitment
Patrick Quigley, Vice President
Florymonde de Bellehache, Poster Girl for LEOS
Necrolissica Crest
Evie Cromwell
Assorted Fictional Characters