Those wishing to challange their abilities in the World of Quidditch should come see me. In the absense of Angelique, I am Co-Captaining the quidditch team, in hopes she can return to a well trained and proper quidditch team. I don't want any jokers, if you are serious about playing and find your level of skill to be.... Qualifying, please seek me and inform me of your abilities to perfom on the Slytherin Quidditch Team.

*The writing is written in a slyish, sharp curving, and black ink. It flows together, deffinetly guy handwritting. The sharp black handwritting is followed with a similar writting style, signature....*

~Sliver Vortec~

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The Criminal - Sliver Vortec - Expelled
The Brain - Skylar Dune - Seventh Year
The Athlete - Lance Silverston - Seventh Year
The Basket Case - Drathil Vortec - Seventh Year

"Everybody prefers to see a nut - they're more fascinating." - Penn Jillette

*Alexis reads the post then quickly withdraws her pen and black ink, without even trying to match Slivers hand writting, she etches in, "Free cake for all who participate." She looks around satisfied that no one has noticed her then quickly disappears up into the girls dorms.*

*Suddenly it seems wherever he goes, Sliver is always trailed by a large group of giggling First Years.*

Priggo takes some time to engage in creative vandalism. He takes care to
leave little to no sign that it was he who modified the post.

The original post is changed to;

Those wishing to challenge their abilities in the World of puffskein seduction should come see me. In the absence of Angelique, I am Co-Captaining the Puffskein Wrangling team, in hopes she can return to a well trained and proper group of oiled up and slippery cadets. I don't want any jokers, if you are serious about your obsession to puffskeins and find your level of skill to be.... ticklishly pleasing, please seek out and inform me of your abilities to perfom on puffskeins.

P.S. - Practice will be held in the darkness of my wardrobe every night at
2am sharp.

*The writing is written in a slyish, sharp curving, and black ink. It flows together, definitely guy handwritting. The sharp black handwriting is followed with a similarly writting style, signature....*

~A Trained Monkey~

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*Chase reads the modified post.
Re-reads it.
Again.
And leaves, trying to forget everything he read.*

*John reads the post...*
*John facepalms and leaves.*

Professor Snape scans the House bulletin board darkly and his eye falls on the cause of so much recent stir. He lifts his chin to sneer down his long, hooked nose at the parchment, his lip curling and his expression conveying his unmistakable contempt.

His wand quickly drawn, as though slipping into his fingers by its own accord, Snape taps the enchanted signature at the foot of the document. The stylish, sharp, curving lines—definitely guy handwriting—of rich, black ink swirl as "A Trained Monkey" reforms back into "Sliver Vortec."

Professor Snape's eyes flash as his demeanor darkens dramatically. "Vortec," he hisses. With a quick turn on the heels of his finely crafted shoes, Professor Snape whirls from the bulletin board with the offending work—freshly torn from its prominent perch—clutched in the malaclaw-like grip of his left hand. His long, dark cloak billows behind him as he stalks quickly across the common room in long, purposeful strides.

"Filch," Snape drawls bitterly, as though by conjuring the name into the cold, stale air of the dungeon halls he hastens his search. "I have something for you."

*A new letter has been written and posted back up, an enchantement placed on the ltter so those who wish to cause only vandalism and mischeif can not alter the letter. Sliver also takes into consideration who the immature people of which altered the purposefuly letter are and makes a mental note to have a talk with them next time he happens to come across them.*

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The Criminal - Sliver Vortec - Expelled
The Brain - Skylar Dune - Seventh Year
The Athlete - Lance Silverston - Seventh Year
The Basket Case - Drathil Vortec - Seventh Year

"Everybody prefers to see a nut - they're more fascinating." - Penn Jillette

Priggo, furious at the removal of his beautiful art, prods carefully at the
new posting, his attempts to alter it foiled by Sliver's magic.

With a sigh, he results to more savage warfare.

He climbs around in the Library's Muggle Section and produces a few of
the periodicals. He cuts out some of the ads and just uses basic tacks to
pin them up ontop of the posting.

The advertisements are muggle ads for something called Bust Must.

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