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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes!  Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:43 am |
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Sara and Myth are introduced..
Myth: You were naked in our pool? Dude, who are you, and why don't I know you.
Brennan Brask: Oh..Myth, Sara, Sara, Myth. I would've helped, but it's against my nature to put girls into clothes.
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OOC in Party-chat
Myth: I wanna whip out my squirrel...
Drathil: You need to stop listening to Drathil's song XD
Myth: It's on my myspace now, theres no stopping it.
_________________ ---------------  Myth-Ravenclaw Desert-Hufflepuff Violet-Slytherin ........... If you can't dazzle them with STYLE riddle them with BULLETS!
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:18 am |
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Seril: *on his knees, leaned over a trashcan* Urgh....
Emily: Oh, uh...did I forget to mention the slugs?
_________________ "They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me" -Nathaniel LeeShifty are the eyes of the gambler...
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 9:01 pm |
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"I don't think they're ready for your raw needs and bizarre rituals, Ev." -Jack Amesworth
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:17 pm |
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Drathil: And the three-letter word of the day isss...'Emo'. Starts with the letter 'E', like in 'Ecstacy'
_________________ --------------- Myth-Ravenclaw Desert-Hufflepuff Violet-Slytherin ........... If you can't dazzle them with STYLE riddle them with BULLETS!
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:24 am |
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I have many more in logs, etc, but this is just from tonight.... Dante Lightfoot: [Party] ZOMG I have X INT, I should be able to figure out girls!!!!(X replacing actual stat, of course.... I still think that you need wisdom to figure out the opposite gender....) [edit] Feargus, m'dear.... I think you'd have to have Dumbledore-level magic to understand girls.... And there's probably a reason he liked guys somewhere in there....  *is a girl in case anyone actually still thought otherwise*[/edit]
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:29 am |
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// No Callie, you need magic. Lots of it. Lol.
_________________ "They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me" -Nathaniel LeeShifty are the eyes of the gambler...
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:58 am |
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Chance, Drogo, Gaius, and someone else (Sorry girl who was there too.) And Alexis.
Setting EH. Time: A little past Dinner.
Drogo, Gaius, and Alexis: *Conversing about the Werewolf issue in the prophet.*
Chance: I'm Hungry. *Pulls a waffle from his pocket.*
Alexis and Drogo: ...
Chance: *Continues eating it.*
Alexis: You keep breakfast in your pockets!?
Drogo: How old was that?
Chance: This morning.
Drogo: Ewww.
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Chance: *Takes a cupcake from his pocket.*
Alexis: ...
-----------Fast forward to as Chance leaves-----
Alexis: ...And stop pocketing breakfast!
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:41 pm |
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Desert: I don't usually rant to guys... Niko: If it helps any, Eve's old boyfriend called me gay... Desert: It helps some. ((Paraphrased a bit, to condense the amusing bits, without the rest.  )) _________________ 
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:03 am |
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Ares, after Elizabeth talks to him for a few moments:
"Look... You.... officially.... creep ME out..."
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:22 am |
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//*Might be a little off with wording.*
Evelyn: What makes you think it was a boy? Girls are just as smart.
Domi: A girl? Well, I guess it could be...but I never met a -radical- girl so I don't know.
Drado: ...
Domi: *Continuing.* I guess it...well...
Evelyn: *Frowns a little.*
Domi *Continuesd.* ----- later.
Domi: Alright look, I saw that it was bold, radical, awesome, wild, and pretty stupid to go and do that. So thats why I was thinking it was boy, but I guess it could have been a girl... but...
Evelyn: *Looks about ready to hit him over the head.*
Domi: ....that doesn't explain why I am letting the ice cream melt. *Escapes to his ice cream.*
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:52 pm |
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In the Entrance Hall...
Desert: I got squirrels in my pants!
Several Players: ....?
Desert: ((Crap, scratch that, I'm not on Myth.
_________________ --------------- Myth-Ravenclaw Desert-Hufflepuff Violet-Slytherin ........... If you can't dazzle them with STYLE riddle them with BULLETS!
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:51 pm |
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*Warning!*: Perverts may take wrongly. No real nuts were harmed in the making of this quote, and he is holding a nut as in the food!
Drathil: *Starts to pet and cuddle his nut while he lays down with his eyes closed, mumbling to his nut softly.* "I thought I lost my nuts, but no, you're my last one lil' guy, yes you are, my last lil' nut, yes you are."
_________________ The Criminal - Sliver Vortec - Expelled
The Brain - Skylar Dune - Seventh Year
The Athlete - Lance Silverston - Seventh Year
The Basket Case - Drathil Vortec - Seventh Year
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:13 am |
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*Fails Sliver.*
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OOC chat.
Reebober: Hey I was the one who designed Diagon Alley, why is it I am still getting lost?
(Sagira - May have been RT): It just makes it more IC.
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Even funnier.... none of us seem to know who said it, but we know its one of the two and neither of them remember saying it.
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:31 pm |
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*Falls out of chair laughing*
_________________ --------------- Myth-Ravenclaw Desert-Hufflepuff Violet-Slytherin ........... If you can't dazzle them with STYLE riddle them with BULLETS!
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:26 pm |
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Desert: *Squeals, jumping around and shaking her hands* Desert: Ewww!!! Nikolai: *Laughs.* Desert: Lockhart is the exact opposite of sexy! Desert: I'd rather see Domi in a female bikini! Direct quotes of what Desert said after Nik decided to tease her, and suggest she ask Lockhart out. _________________
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