The invocation of the Recent Plots Clause entitles me to play my "LAM Student" card on the player of my choosing, with the exception of course of CC who invoked the clause and therefore is protected, and Feargus due to the recent outing to the pub. I hereby play my LAM Student card on JB, for being a noob. JB must miss his next turn due to being taunted by a LAM student.

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-Calan

Liss Crest, Slytherin
Kalara Crest, Hufflepuff
Elizabeth Finley, The Moon

I'm sorry, but your LAM Student card use allowed me to enter the game with my Umbridge's Decorative Kitten Plates placard, setting me in her office.

However, with that said I'll take advantage of the Recent Plots Clause and use the Doppelganger perpendicular slide, landing me in the Sewers.

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Πάνω απ 'όλα, φύλακας καρδιά σου, επειδή είναι η ανεξάντλητη πηγή της ζωής. Παροιμίες 4:23

Now that we're below the Ground Floor, I can play the 'Amber's Magic Headphones' move, which makes the last five moves invalid, and puts us all in the in the Entrance Hall.

Bear in mind that anyone in the last five moves has to roll a 1d20.

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Nathaniel Rhomas - Retired Diviner
Syrra Heskarma - Seventh Year Socialite
Orphne Ragsworth - First Year Frolicker

Ah, the Entrance Hall!

Using the Drado's Seventh Sneaky Stealth Law, I reinstate myself into the game. As the 1d20 does not apply to me, I am going to make a reverse horizontal ricochet to the Vanishing Cabinet, taking us to the Arithmancy Classroom.

Now, using the Professor Vector Gender Confusion clause, I hereby nullify Chelsea's Umbridge Kitty Plate Placard. She must now find a way to re-enter the game.

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"We are not bound forever to the circles of the world, and beyond them is more than memory."

Ahh, RT...excellent move.

The Arithmancy classroom is the -perfect- place to apply the Card Retranslation Theorem. All undrawn cards are now retranslated to Cyrillic Bulgarian.

The Theorem's connection to the Runic Corollary puts us all smack in the middle of the Ancient Runes classroom.

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"They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me" -Nathaniel Lee

Shifty are the eyes of the gambler...

Ah, but Gusgus you should know that you just put me back in the game. Snape's Secondary Reevaluation Clause sticks me back in the game in Snape's Office.

And with the usage of the Runic Corollary everyone is jumped here with me, however, as you all should know, the Sixteenth of the Thirty-Seven Filch Laws states that all males are put in his office, with detention.

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Πάνω απ 'όλα, φύλακας καρδιά σου, επειδή είναι η ανεξάντλητη πηγή της ζωής. Παροιμίες 4:23

Damn, Filch confiscates all items when in detention, so that means my Cheerio scroll is gone.
That puts me out the game unless someone crucio's someone not wearing house robes.

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Nathaniel Rhomas - Retired Diviner
Syrra Heskarma - Seventh Year Socialite
Orphne Ragsworth - First Year Frolicker

Don't despair, Rak! I just so happen to have an extra crucio handy. But since we're all playing daring, I'm going to play it as "CURCIO!" instead. Since this invokes the rule of dramatic typos, you're not only back in, but also out of detention. Ta.

However, gameplay now reverses. Obviousy.

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"We are not bound forever to the circles of the world, and beyond them is more than memory."

Awesome! Thanks RT, you can have my 'Sierra's Unlucky Boyfriends' Token. That means you can slay any male player.

Also, I think the rule IAMNOTADOOD rule applies here, so, we can take a right into the Duelling Chamber.

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Nathaniel Rhomas - Retired Diviner
Syrra Heskarma - Seventh Year Socialite
Orphne Ragsworth - First Year Frolicker

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And our freedom's consuming itself
What we've become is contrary to what we want
Take a bow...

There is a little known clause in the Metagaming Prohibition Rule Set version 3.6 (2009 edition, on page 2953 if I recall) that clearly states that BSMCG would be allowed to join the game after a reversal due to a Typo play.

And of course, I must react to Rak's play by invoking the IAMNOTADOODICLY rule, which does absolutely nothing in this case and leaves us in the dueling chamber.

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-Calan

Liss Crest, Slytherin
Kalara Crest, Hufflepuff
Elizabeth Finley, The Moon

Well, since BS tripped over the MPRS and initiated an Awkward Pause, I'm taking full advantage of the Dueling Chamber Uncertainty Principle and lunging for the deck of cards, thus shunting back out into the Entrance Hall. Having studied Russian, I'm familiar with the Cyrillic alphabet, but of course Bulgarian means as little to me as Viktor Krum's dating preferences, so we crash and re-log in the Sign Room.

Oh, but as you obviously must know, the DM log in exemplification law allows all DMs to return to the EH. But, with that being said I'm putting into play the Chooser Client Clause allows me to jump all players to Riddle World.

However, with IAMNOTADOODICLY rule in play Calan is bilaterally shunted to The Dead End and must take his next turn there or agree to the terms stated in the Dueling Chamber Uncertainty Principle and duel to the death with Dora the Explorer.

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Πάνω απ 'όλα, φύλακας καρδιά σου, επειδή είναι η ανεξάντλητη πηγή της ζωής. Παροιμίες 4:23

OUCH! Good luck, Calan! She hits below the belt! (Dora, too!)

I'm staying in Dead End.

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-Calan

Liss Crest, Slytherin
Kalara Crest, Hufflepuff
Elizabeth Finley, The Moon