Granted, but only because it has a flat tire.

I wish I saw things in slow motion.

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"It is important to fight, and fight again, and keep fighting, for only then can evil be kept at bay, though never quite eradicated." - Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Terry Viper - Gryffindor
Jason Puruviscus - Gryffindor
Mavrick Emony - Hufflepuff

Granted, You go stuck in slow motion, then curfew would take so much longer than it normally does.


I wish my patronus was this!!!!!

Granted, but he makes friends with Dementors instead of scaring them away.

I wish I was the Running Man.

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"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room.
There was a knock at the door."
-Frederic Brown

Granted, but you must run with Jason at five o'Clock every morning.

I wish my skin was blue.

Edit: Was this my generation?

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"It is important to fight, and fight again, and keep fighting, for only then can evil be kept at bay, though never quite eradicated." - Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Terry Viper - Gryffindor
Jason Puruviscus - Gryffindor
Mavrick Emony - Hufflepuff

Granted. But you can't make it to tha choppah in time.

I wish... to get a brand new bike for Christmas! Oh gee!

Edit: My post came in seconds after the guy who loves this thread so much, xrere. Since in my answer I get the reference, ignore his. =D

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Granted xrere, but now you're a smurf and Gargamel wants to eat you.

Granted Nikblade, but Santa's requiring Cash-On-Delivery this year.

I wish I could get home in just 10 minutes tomorrow, instead of an 8 hour drive.

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Misty Jordan - Ravenclaw, 4th year

~ "We are everyday angels, be careful with me 'cause I'd like to stay that way" ~

Granted, put it is do to your plane go so fast that it crashed into your home directly.

I wish I could enjoy a nice bowl of soup.

Granted its but as soon as you finish you are crowded by children nagging & end up spending the rest of the day slaving in a kitchen to make more soup.

i wish My Fiancée (i love that word) could be with me right now, with a aussie citizenship so he doesnt have to leave. :'(

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Shacadia Shay - seventh year
Aiden Rose Black - third year
Charlotte Alexis Grey IV - third year
Shilo Carter - first year

Granted, but your citizenship is revoked in return and you are deported.

I wish that everyone who reads this post loses the game.

Granted but in return you also lost the game. Fair trade, even if intended.

I wish I had a pet duck.

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"The Hufflepuffs are the ones that wind up making all the small differences that keep the world running while the Ravenclaws are too busy thinking about it, the Slytherins are too busy rushing it and screwing it up, and the Gryffindors are off getting themselves killed." -SleepingSun7

"Friends don't let friends RP OOCly distracted."

Granted a baby duckling has fallen in love with you thinking you its mother you now get to spend the rest of its life in a duck costume

i wish My little sister would move in with me. (havent seen her in ages)

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Shacadia Shay - seventh year
Aiden Rose Black - third year
Charlotte Alexis Grey IV - third year
Shilo Carter - first year

Granted, but she never comes out of the bathroom.

I wish I could go play more laser tag.

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"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room.
There was a knock at the door."
-Frederic Brown

Granted, except you have to play against special ops--with real lasers.

I wish that more people would play on the server during my time zone.

Granted, but server becomes full during the time you want to play.


I wish I did not have the need for sleep.

Granted; however, your skin becomes pale, and you hae enormous bags under your eyes - You become UGLY!

I wish I had the Oreo Cookie Factory as my home, and was unable to become obese.

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And our freedom's consuming itself
What we've become is contrary to what we want
Take a bow...