Granted. But you're now allergic to chocolate.

I wish BSMCG would get how you're supposed to respond to wishes.

((Hint hint: The bad thing that happens is supposed to be related to the wish. Not "Oh granted you get rich. But now you're ugly!"))

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Granted, but now you're ugl- now everyone else forgets how.

I wish I had disease immunity IRL!

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"It is important to fight, and fight again, and keep fighting, for only then can evil be kept at bay, though never quite eradicated." - Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Terry Viper - Gryffindor
Jason Puruviscus - Gryffindor
Mavrick Emony - Hufflepuff

Granted, but to achieve such you encase yourself in bio-proof plastic and become the Bubble Boy.

I wish that my computer was fixed so I could play WoHP today.

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Percy Wakefield - Slytherin.
"Vi veri veniversum vivus vici."
- Faust.

Granted, Your computer is fixed, but then the server goes down for eternity.

I wish I could be an animagus IRL

Granted, however, your animagus form is suddenly hunted year round, so everytime you change into your animal form, you get shot at.

I wish I could have taken home those five baby voles I found yesterday.

Granted, but they were actually zombie baby voles. Your house is infected.

I wish I was able to shapeshift into anything I wanted.

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"The Hufflepuffs are the ones that wind up making all the small differences that keep the world running while the Ravenclaws are too busy thinking about it, the Slytherins are too busy rushing it and screwing it up, and the Gryffindors are off getting themselves killed." -SleepingSun7

"Friends don't let friends RP OOCly distracted."

Granted, but one day you you turn into a cockroach for fun and then your power suddenly vanishes.

I wish I had a shotgun and some zombies knocking on my door.

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"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room.
There was a knock at the door."
-Frederic Brown

Granteb, but you have no ammo. Melee only gets so far, have fun being a zombie.

I wish I could read entire books and seconds, fully remembering all of the information within forever without losing any prior knowledge to do so.

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"The Hufflepuffs are the ones that wind up making all the small differences that keep the world running while the Ravenclaws are too busy thinking about it, the Slytherins are too busy rushing it and screwing it up, and the Gryffindors are off getting themselves killed." -SleepingSun7

"Friends don't let friends RP OOCly distracted."

Granted, but you suddenly lose your eyesight. Have fun with that Brail!

I wish a tree would fall and kill all my chickens. >_>

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"It is important to fight, and fight again, and keep fighting, for only then can evil be kept at bay, though never quite eradicated." - Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Terry Viper - Gryffindor
Jason Puruviscus - Gryffindor
Mavrick Emony - Hufflepuff

Granted, it also kills your pets, your cars, and your electric wires.

I wish I had a million bucks.

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"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room.
There was a knock at the door."
-Frederic Brown

Did you not read the example lol?

Granted, but it is in monopoly money



I wish I had 20 fingers

Granted, but they're sprouting from your back and really have no use.

I wish I could go into voluntary comas, waking up whenever I choose.

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"The Hufflepuffs are the ones that wind up making all the small differences that keep the world running while the Ravenclaws are too busy thinking about it, the Slytherins are too busy rushing it and screwing it up, and the Gryffindors are off getting themselves killed." -SleepingSun7

"Friends don't let friends RP OOCly distracted."

Granted, but you miss the evacuation of your town and are killed by some unknown cause.

I wish I could see how my life is going to turn out in the future..

Granted, but you can't remember any of it when the vision ends.

I wish no one would answer this wish!

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"The Hufflepuffs are the ones that wind up making all the small differences that keep the world running while the Ravenclaws are too busy thinking about it, the Slytherins are too busy rushing it and screwing it up, and the Gryffindors are off getting themselves killed." -SleepingSun7

"Friends don't let friends RP OOCly distracted."

Granted, but that wasn't a question so this isn't an answer.

I wish I could wrestle alligators at a professional level.

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"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room.
There was a knock at the door."
-Frederic Brown