Granted. you go to Europe county, Tennessee.

I wish i was in a TV show

Granted, but it's a puppet show on a local station in some remote location in the middle of the desert. Billy Bob is your biggest fan!

I wish the Summer would restart and I could play WoHP all the way through it.

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"It is important to fight, and fight again, and keep fighting, for only then can evil be kept at bay, though never quite eradicated." - Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Terry Viper - Gryffindor
Jason Puruviscus - Gryffindor
Mavrick Emony - Hufflepuff

Granted, but time moves on normally for everyone else in the world, and you restart your summer all alone!

I wish I had super speed.

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"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room.
There was a knock at the door."
-Frederic Brown

Granted, but now you're broke from buying it off of that trucker.

I wish that I was better at managing my time.

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Πάνω απ 'όλα, φύλακας καρδιά σου, επειδή είναι η ανεξάντλητη πηγή της ζωής. Παροιμίες 4:23

Granted, but now you realize you have no time for gaming.

I wish I had a piano.

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"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room.
There was a knock at the door."
-Frederic Brown

Granted, but the piano was received by being dropped from a skyscraper and landed on your head, so now you're dead.

I wish I had a higher salary in my current position!

Granted, but higher salary = higher responsibility = eww.....

I wish that the person next to ruin my wish, wouldn't.

Not granted! Ha! That ruins your wish!

I wish that I had a bean and cheese burrito right now.

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Πάνω απ 'όλα, φύλακας καρδιά σου, επειδή είναι η ανεξάντλητη πηγή της ζωής. Παροιμίες 4:23

Granted, but it also has meat in it.

I wish a job would just come to me and I didn't have to go out looking and applying.

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"The Hufflepuffs are the ones that wind up making all the small differences that keep the world running while the Ravenclaws are too busy thinking about it, the Slytherins are too busy rushing it and screwing it up, and the Gryffindors are off getting themselves killed." -SleepingSun7

"Friends don't let friends RP OOCly distracted."

Granted, but it's an insect-killer job and you end up inhaling too many of your own toxic fumes.

I wish I was in a band.

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"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room.
There was a knock at the door."
-Frederic Brown

Granted. It's a Billy Ray Cyrus cover band that only knows "Achy Breaky Heart".

I wish the Matrix didn't have shitty sequels.

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Mary Maywell, Ravenclaw, Resident Ray of Sunshine
Also, some other dudes I barely play.

Granted, there never were any Matrix sequels. http://xkcd.com/566/

I wish I was tired.

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"The Hufflepuffs are the ones that wind up making all the small differences that keep the world running while the Ravenclaws are too busy thinking about it, the Slytherins are too busy rushing it and screwing it up, and the Gryffindors are off getting themselves killed." -SleepingSun7

"Friends don't let friends RP OOCly distracted."

Granted *gives you my kids (step/foster) to look after two days*

i wish my birthday was sooner

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Shacadia Shay - seventh year
Aiden Rose Black - third year
Charlotte Alexis Grey IV - third year
Shilo Carter - first year

Granted. It is not closer to your birthday than when you made your wish.

I wish I had orange juice.

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"The Hufflepuffs are the ones that wind up making all the small differences that keep the world running while the Ravenclaws are too busy thinking about it, the Slytherins are too busy rushing it and screwing it up, and the Gryffindors are off getting themselves killed." -SleepingSun7

"Friends don't let friends RP OOCly distracted."

Granted, but the orange juice has poison in it.. And now you're stuck in the Hospital. =P

I wish that I didn't have to move >.>