I've noticed a trend of people posting comedians, so I decided to try my hand at it. And I figured, since we have some younger players, I'd find some clean comedy (a near impossible feat nowadays!)

So, here it is! Brian Regan!

"I Was Stupid in School" (I'm sure anyone who has gone to school for any length of time will get this )


"On Flying"


"Emergency Room"


(Feel free to post other comedians! Only pre-requisite is that he/she is clean, for our younger players [if they want to maintain virgin ears])

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Marta Chesfer, 7th Year Ravenclaw
Mist Griffon, 4th Year Hufflepuff

No Pikachus were harmed in the making of my avatar
The concept of chicken seniority hurts my brain.
"When you have one foot in your past, and one in your future, you wind up peeing all over your present." -Ann Magnuson

Brian Regan. <3

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"The Hufflepuffs are the ones that wind up making all the small differences that keep the world running while the Ravenclaws are too busy thinking about it, the Slytherins are too busy rushing it and screwing it up, and the Gryffindors are off getting themselves killed." -SleepingSun7

"Friends don't let friends RP OOCly distracted."

::Chuckles:: That's great

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Percy Wakefield - Slytherin.
"Vi veri veniversum vivus vici."
- Faust.

Far and away my favorite comedian of all time, Mitch Hedberg. He's mostly clean. Very mild foul language, so my very mild apologies ahead of time. Most people have never heard of him, but I got lucky and saw him on stage just weeks before he died.

R.I.P. Mitch, you were genuine and most of us cannot say that.

Some teasers to get your attention:

"If you wear a turtle neck and a backpack, it's like a weak midget's tryin' to bring you down!"

"Ducks eat for free at Subway!"







Oh, and yeah, there's repeats! He doesn't have -that- much material

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"They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me" -Nathaniel Lee

Shifty are the eyes of the gambler...

This stuff is great, guys. Keep it coming. Unfortunately, all comedians I know of are dirty. ::Ahems::

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Percy Wakefield - Slytherin.
"Vi veri veniversum vivus vici."
- Faust.

+1. The ones I consider -good- are all swearing like sailors. My top one is Bill Hicks, and, well.

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Mary Maywell, Ravenclaw, Resident Ray of Sunshine
Also, some other dudes I barely play.

Once you realize there's no such thing as dirty you learn to appreciate the humor in everything.

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Lol, you clearly don't go to my church Nik. =P

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Will Douglas - Seventh Year Hufflepuff - Retired
Micah Wylde - Seventh Year Ravenclaw
Nella Sophia de'Medici - First Year Slytherin

No, but I'm sure it's very funny.

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