Granted. You have ex-boyfriends to deal with.




I wish California's educational system didn't suck, and the budget deficit disorder thingy got fixed.

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Granted, but due to the new educational reform everyone's taught the exact same things to focus all resources available within your state. The new schools will be named the Benificial Aptitude and Refinement Facilities, or BARF for short, and will cover the entire state with their mixture of many cultures and forms of knowledge although their origin will be hard to determine and you'll feel a little queasy at first because of the "new building aroma".

I wish I always had crazy surges of random inspiration like this!

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~Tom Summers~ MLE wannabe

Granted. Welcome to the loony bin, this is your padded cell, here's the toilet, here's your bed...

I wish Windows didn't suck so bad.

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-Calan

Liss Crest, Slytherin
Kalara Crest, Hufflepuff
Elizabeth Finley, The Moon

Granted. Now it becomes the monopoly holder of the digital world once again and we're forced to buy whatever Windows has to offer at outrageous prices.

I wish there were new episodes of my favorite TV shows and anime whenever I feel like watching them instead of looking at the old ones again.

Granted. Unfortunately, Disney has bought the rights to every single one of your favorite shows. Enjoy life.

I wish Myspace would roll over and die already.

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Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that the child be taken, I took him. You cowered before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me. Isn't that generous?

-Jareth, Labyrinth

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Saroph Wildanter- 6th Year Gryffindor
Vincent Dawn- 2nd Year Slytherin
Robert Strider- 1st Year Huffterpufft

Granted but some how, WoHP is connected to facebook and it rolls and dies as well.

I wish I didn't have to put up with Idiots when I'm DMing

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West Coltern:7th Year Ravenclaw EXPELLED
Steven Walker:7th Year Gryffindor

Granted. Unfortunately for you the good RPers are friends of the idiots you so despise, leaving you with a grand total of zero players and zero fun!

I wish I had a real katana to hang on my wall and occasionally practise with (This is going to go wrong, I just know it >.> ).

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~Tom Summers~ MLE wannabe

Granted except its like those swords in the shield deals and you tug and tug and shake it on the ground and it REFUSES to come out of the mount and someone walks into the room just as your about to throw it it comes out of the hilt and you throw the sword killing them. congratulations you now killed the person you thought of when i said "Someone walked in"..now you can never use the blade again because your on the run for murder.

I wish i wasn't so damn bored

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“There can be no happiness equal to the joy of finding a heart that understands.”

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Granted... Now your A bit less bored but locked in a padded room

I wish I could sing like the Lead Singer of A Day to Remember

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West Coltern:7th Year Ravenclaw EXPELLED
Steven Walker:7th Year Gryffindor

Granted, just... granted.

I wish I owned a football team.

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Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that the child be taken, I took him. You cowered before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me. Isn't that generous?

-Jareth, Labyrinth

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Saroph Wildanter- 6th Year Gryffindor
Vincent Dawn- 2nd Year Slytherin
Robert Strider- 1st Year Huffterpufft

Granted, but you never stopped to think what might happen in that damp 'ol collective shower. So when your soap bar accidentally slipped out of your hand and you went to pick it up...they owned you instead. Best of luck with that!

(I'm sure I could've inserted a "third base" joke around here somewhere...)

I wish Joss Whedon made more freaking Firefly!

No power in the 'verse should be able to stop him!

*bounces and runs around her padded room trying to find a corner*
GRANTED! except now It SUCKS! he trashes the plot line and all the characters die so he has to build up on new ones!
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I wish i had a padded room to bounce around in =^-^=

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Granted. You also get a jacket so you can hug yourself forever, and they tickle your brain with electricity! Yaaa-- *ZAP*


I wish people weren't so awesome at these old games I haven't played in years and have just recently gotten back into.

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Granted. Now the games have become utterly unchallenging and boring, thereby ruining all of those nostalgic experiences! XD

I wish I had some more practical stuff to work with in class instead of being stuck listening to a teacher preach all day long...

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~Tom Summers~ MLE wannabe

Granted (And this is a hard one cause I want this too) but then your teacher just never grades the stuff so you PHAIL!

I wish I had a decent job that I like, pays, and fits my hours.

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West Coltern:7th Year Ravenclaw EXPELLED
Steven Walker:7th Year Gryffindor