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Tsunami
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:58 am |
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Joined: Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 1510 Location: One Eyed Ennui Machine
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Mary Maywell: *she smiles sincerely at Sam, looking quite happy and sparkling. Not in the Twilight sense, but metaphorically*
Sammael Olodim: *wonders if she's wearing a purity ring*
Mary Maywell: *hopes Sam will break in and watch her while she sleeps, cause that's so romantic*
Sammael Olodim: *Totally would*
Mary Maywell: *then, when he leaves, is going to go on a string of gradually more suicidal stunts just to feel anything, cause Sam'd appear telepathically every time she's in danger*
Sammael Olodim: Mary.
Sammael Olodim: Can I watch you sleep?
Mary Maywell: You're so romantic.
Sammael Olodim: I know.
Mary Maywell: This is, like, the greatest love story ever told. So much better than that Shakespeare swill.
_________________ Mary Maywell, Ravenclaw, Resident Ray of Sunshine Also, some other dudes I barely play.
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Shifty
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:51 am |
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Joined: Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 1270 Location: Pennsylvania
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// Feargus: *sprayed water through his nose all over the room at the purity ring comment* No...no I'm ok-ay, really *coughing and trying to cover up his laughter - looks like he's in a fit, face red* Seriously, I'm okay. Just...whew! That...wow. *dissolves into laughter with tears and snot now flowing equally*
_________________ "They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me" -Nathaniel LeeShifty are the eyes of the gambler...
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Tsunami
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:07 pm |
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Joined: Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 1510 Location: One Eyed Ennui Machine
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Shifty wrote: // Feargus: *sprayed water through his nose all over the room at the purity ring comment* No...no I'm ok-ay, really *coughing and trying to cover up his laughter - looks like he's in a fit, face red* Seriously, I'm okay. Just...whew! That...wow. *dissolves into laughter with tears and snot now flowing equally* //Excellent. Then my job here is done.
_________________ Mary Maywell, Ravenclaw, Resident Ray of Sunshine Also, some other dudes I barely play.
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RT
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:23 pm |
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Joined: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 1859
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Zane von Mecklenberg: "Who needs Avada Kedavra? I can turn your heart into a potato."
_________________ "We are not bound forever to the circles of the world, and beyond them is more than memory."
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TheSilvernight
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:08 am |
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Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2010 5:24 am Posts: 1208 Location: Somewhere in Europe, Sweden
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RT wrote: Zane von Mecklenberg: "Who needs Avada Kedavra? I can turn your heart into a potato." Haha exelent!
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Skullcleaver
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:55 am |
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Joined: Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 829 Location: In U'r r00mz, watchin yo screenz!
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// Lunch time! Let the rumor mongering begin! GM JB : *The Great Hall is mostly empty now, except for reading stragglers like Will and latecomers like Ana and Tom* GM JB : *And that one kid* Ana Celine: *She picks out a few light munchies and a glass of juice, somewhat surprised she doesn't fall under the 'that one kid' description* Tom Summers: *He munches on bacon, slices and dices his omlet and stows several pieces of bread in his mouth in rapid succession, washing it down with a great mug of pumpkin juice. How he can get it all down is beyond anyone's guess.* William Cain: *Flips a page* William Cain: *Flips back to the previouse page* William Cain: *Flips the page again* Tom Summers: *Om nom nom.* William Cain: Mhm.. aaaahhh.. *Flips the page again, then back, then forth* GM JB : *Indeed, Tom eats a lot. But what does it mean?* Ana Celine: *She probably stares at the food or chases it with her fork more than she's actually eating* William Cain: *For a second he looks up from the book at Tom, thinking he might be turning slightly chubby from all that food, but shrugs it off* GM JB : *Apparently that one kid likes her food still living* Tom Summers: *Seems to be eating for three, so whatever food Ana isn't eating will surely not be wasted. If not counting other potential anorexic people at the table.* GM JB : *Rumors fly about the castle that Tom is pregnant with twins* William Cain: *Rumors quickly spreads furthermore that it is with Zane. And Liss* Tom Summers: *He stabs a particularly tasty-looking sausage with his fork, guts it with his knife and cleaves it in two. He puts one piece of it into his mouth, rending it apart with his teeth.* Ana Celine: *Spreads the rumors, but works in some space aliens and woofles* Tom Summers: *He puts the mug of pumpkin juice to his lips and tilts it back. Sluuuuuuuurp.* Ana Celine: *She kicks her feet back and forth lightly and picks through her bag for a moment* William Cain: *Rumors quickly spreads that Ana is in fact not a woofle, but a midget* Tom Summers: *Word would zoom around school that William cannot digest normal food but instead lives off of the written word.* Ana Celine: *Spreads lots of dirt about Will's crush on Lockhart, all while taking a sip from her drink* William Cain: *Words spread that Ana has a secret crush on Sam*
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Dusk-Strider
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:25 am |
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Joined: Sat Jun 06, 2009 4:11 pm Posts: 427
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*Midway through Snape VS Flitty Part 2*
Headmaster Albus Dumbledore: "That was better than Cats!"
I love you, Shifty. Haha
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Shifty
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:48 am |
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Joined: Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 1270 Location: Pennsylvania
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*bows* I must give credit where credit is due on that one. That was JB . Dumbledore is another of his special NPCs, though unlike Snape, I also happen to enjoy playing Dumbledore. I won't touch Snape with a 10 foot pole .
_________________ "They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me" -Nathaniel LeeShifty are the eyes of the gambler...
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Dusk-Strider
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:52 pm |
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Joined: Sat Jun 06, 2009 4:11 pm Posts: 427
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Damn. +1 to JB then!
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Banana Pancakes
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:28 pm |
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Rowan Theirin wrote: "Y'all are comin' in ball gowns? I'm going NAKED!" In reference to Dumbledore's celebratory luncheon.
_________________ Πάνω απ 'όλα, φύλακας καρδιά σου, επειδή είναι η ανεξάντλητη πηγή της ζωής. Παροιμίες 4:23
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celticxfaerie
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:06 am |
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Joined: Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:04 pm Posts: 430 Location: In Your Nightmares
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((an edited log of only a bit of tonight's merriment))
Professor Snape : [Shout] *Finally he comes to Mai*
Matthew Pace: [Party] I see it now, when Lance graduates he's taking the sign with him*
Professor Snape : [Shout] *Oh, Mai. Good old Mai*
Professor Snape : [Shout] *Shifty laughs, but Snape peers down his nose at the Hufflemuffin*
Mai Roarke: *she looks up to the professor as he moves infront of her, smiling only a little because ((she feels like hes gonna stab her)) shes a happy person like that*
Ana Celine: [Party] Lance/Sign is the most well developed romantic couple on the server.
Necrolissica Crest: [Party] hahahaha he called Mai a Hufflemuffin in -shout-
Professor Snape : [Shout] *His black eyes narrow once more, for good measure, or perhaps just from unbreakable habit at the littlest prefect.*
Professor Snape : [Shout] *Snape finally takes the final award, and extends his hand to Mai, giving her a full nod--perhaps even more rare than Specialawardsforservicestotheschoolandwhatevers*
Professor Snape : [Shout] *But before anybody asks, he doesn't ruffle her hair*
Professor Snape : [Shout] *Or anything*
Mai Roarke: *she nods back to him and whispers her thanks to him as she reaches out and accepts her Award, smiling a bit more*
Mai Roarke: [Party] But that would be so cute
Necrolissica Crest: [Party] Snape: "Oh you cute little Hufflemuffin you..." *ruffles her hair*
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Saroki
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 6:40 pm |
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Joined: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 121 Location: Between Heaven and Hell
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This is after Myth woke up John in a room using jelly legs.
Myth Windoliana: You're out after curfew. John Galt: So are you! Myth: But I have an umbrella. John: Why the hell do you have an umbrella inside?! Myth: It makes me look dignified.
_________________ --------------- Myth-Ravenclaw Desert-Hufflepuff Violet-Slytherin ........... If you can't dazzle them with STYLE riddle them with BULLETS!
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Madsqueaky
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 2:45 pm |
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Joined: Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:39 am Posts: 325 Location: Big Onion, IL
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1. Kristina Featherward: “We got to follow her!” Wesley Cross: You think she’s planning something? Theodora Vesper Montrose: Guys. I can hear you. 2. Zane von Mecklenberg: Living to living, unliving to unliving, toads to toadstools… 3. Andrew Cornwallice: *Looks at her skirt* My underwear is longer than those shorts. 4. Madeline Rogers: Ravenclaws aren’t /born/ smart, did you know? Either everyone dumbs down or we study. 5. Sapphire Bain: [Whisper] I feel like blowing my cover and dramatically run around like a loony… 6. Sola Isabelle Fyre: Incendio! Oliver Pierre Fyre: That better not have been your homework. 7. John Galt: Unlike me, *points a thumb at himself* because I’m never wrong. 8. Drogo Aelent: … It’s all empty! Drogo Aelent: Let’s set the sign on fire! 9. Viktor Wulffengraft: [Tell] Lucy first sees Rob. Lucy: “Theo! Who’s the cute boy?” Theo: “That’s a girl.” Lucy: “WTF?” 10. Theodora Vesper Montrose: // <3 faisl 11. Bryce Samuel: But penguins don’t tap dance. Sapphire Bain: YES THEY DO!!! Bryce Samuel: Oh! I believe you!
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Jigsaw
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:03 pm |
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Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:21 pm Posts: 333 Location: Jackson, Tn
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*Interview with Robert Pattinson*
Local News: So, Robert, you're familiar that Twilight and Harry Potter are going up against eachother around the world as the 2 most popular movie franchises and people are saying that Twilight is going to beat Harry Potter, so what made you wanna except the part for Edward Cullen?
Robert: Well they killed off my character from the 4th Harry Potter film so i wanted to get payback
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Alesu
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Post subject: Re: WoHP Comedy Quotes! Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:17 pm |
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Joined: Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 941 Location: Prince Edward Island, Canada
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From earlier tonight:
Dzogchen Kongtrul Rinpoche: Free yourselves from wanting and be happy. Drado Bolton: [Whisper] Yep. Dzogchen Kongtrul Rinpoche: Live NOW. Drado Bolton: *Glancing around with a thoughtful smile* Dzogchen Kongtrul Rinpoche: The future will come. Dzogchen Kongtrul Rinpoche: It does not need your help. Anula Bhaskar: I will live now! *She shouts, probably too loudly and then runs off in a flutter of gathered up robes.* LIVE! Emily Jade Hodgkins: .... Emily Jade Hodgkins: Oh god. Dzogchen Kongtrul Rinpoche: Surrender and just be. Then you wi... *he watches Anula run off and then laughs* Emily Jade Hodgkins: *She buries her face in her hands and shakes her head* Drogo Aelent: That's certainly one way to do it.
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