A small, yet vocal, group of conspirators insist that this assault on Seril Kane - who can't be dead, that would be terrible! - is the work of the Slytherin quidditch team, still working to get those secrets!

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Karen Bonoa - Ravenclaw Alumni
Madeline Ingleman - 2nd Year Hufflepuff
Niven McLaren - 1st Year Slytherin
Sam McKinnon - 6th Year Ravenclaw

Jabari Nwosu * Joshua Tannerman * Lenora Hollings * Lillian Stewart * Maria Bonoa

St. Patricks Day is a celebration of Slytherins - created by Salazaar who manipulated the system to send naughty Slytherin first years into fits of leperchauning rage for a day.

On other notes!

Fleeting glances into Drusilla's dorm (since, you know, no one ever goes in there - she's pretty weird) look considerably nicer than the other girls! How come she's so lucky?! She smells of newt eyes! Ugh! Her stupid parents donated money! Do the Mancini's think this is a boarding school?! She soooooo obviously thinks she's better than everyone! Gosh!!!! WE'LL SHOW HER!

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A coloring book page with "LUCILLE" written at the bottom is tacked up to the rule sign.



the red dot is a heart

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Earlier, someone managed to sneak into the Slytherin's male dormitory and clog the sinks in the bathroom, causing the area to flood. While nothing was permanently damaged, a few younger students were very upset until older students helped clean up the mess. No culprit was found, and everything was eventually restored to proper order.

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Local Lurker and Knower of the Unknown and Unknowable. Also a bit full of itself, and an occasional prick.

Some boy was apparently snogging Moaning Myrtle in her bathroom.... again.

Late last night, a young girl could be heard running around the Ravenclaw common room and girl's dormitory yelling the words "Chris likes Ari" at the top of her lungs. Following that, some could hear the sounds of dueling coming from said common room, a combination of harmless, beginner level spells and thuds.

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Aridella Blaze - Gryffindor
Aribell Blaze - Slytherin
Lily Stargazer - Hufflepuff
Gabrielle Hansen - Gryffindor
Camilla Giovanni - Ravenclaw
Rose Scarlet Briars - Gryffindor

Rumors of 5/21/13:

*Liss would love for Myrtle to show up in her bath.
*Angel thinks women are currency.
*Lockhart steals pretty boys, explaining the vanishing of many men from the school, and eats them to maintain his beautiful smile and to create clones of himself, like horocrux's.
*All men are barbarians, and so are same sex couples.
*Ariana needs more butterbeer.
*Lily has a large behind.
*Bean Sprout (Kryz*static*) is 14.
*Drusilla has at least 12 unaccounted for girlfriends and boyfriends.

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If Karen Bonoa was to hear anyone call Chris "Bean Sprout," "Bean Chris," or any combination thereof, she would sternly tell them off. Apparently, he's been bullied with that nickname, or something like that...maybe Karen's just being a stupid prefect and trying to control what everybody says?

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Karen Bonoa - Ravenclaw Alumni
Madeline Ingleman - 2nd Year Hufflepuff
Niven McLaren - 1st Year Slytherin
Sam McKinnon - 6th Year Ravenclaw

Jabari Nwosu * Joshua Tannerman * Lenora Hollings * Lillian Stewart * Maria Bonoa

Retort:

Karen's just a stupid prefect and trying to control what everybody says. Bean Sprout is the direct translation of Kryz...whatever.

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Drusilla has a new girlfriend and boyfriend. She doesn't really remember what their names are, but anyone who endured the six hour breakfast yesterday morning would know of the two drop out looking Slytherins; Miriam, in particular, who Drusilla found prudent to accost after having gotten started with the BRRR sound effect feeding Hufflepuff turned Slytherin James. But Drusilla got punched in the stomach.

Also, I don't know who noticed or not, but Lucille Montrose is totally what's hot right now. Those killer legs! She is so pretty.

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Aribell Blaze made Mairead Roarke cry.

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Karen Bonoa - Ravenclaw Alumni
Madeline Ingleman - 2nd Year Hufflepuff
Niven McLaren - 1st Year Slytherin
Sam McKinnon - 6th Year Ravenclaw

Jabari Nwosu * Joshua Tannerman * Lenora Hollings * Lillian Stewart * Maria Bonoa

Word on the street is that Karen has a killer tan and Lucille is the prettiest girl in the school.

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The brother of the famous celebrity of Michael Bolton was witnessed walking back into Hogwarts. He walked over to a pillar, turned around placed his back against it and then coughed - he quickly vanished seconds later.

The rumor mill churns:

Lucille Montrose is going on a shopping trip with Paris Hilton. They're bffs.

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A loud explosion is heard coming from the third and fifth floor early this morning, shortly after curfew ended. For those who arrive on either scene, chocolate would be seen oozing out of the tapestries that hide the shortcut to the pool area. On inspection of the pool area, it appears to have every inch covered in the divine goodness that is chocolate. How or why this happened is a mystery.

Some students speculate that a giant chocolate frog must have exploded in there and that's where all the chocolate frogs from the day before came from. Others believe this is another strange Peeves practical joke.

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