Amber Ramsay is... missing? On Wednesday, a number of girls witnessed a white owl deliver a letter to Amber. The letter prompted a quick departure on her part - leaving all but a change of clothing behind, apparently. No one at the school has seen Amber since she stepped onto the elevator.

Update:

Just as soon as her disappearance would cause serious discussion, Amber returned Saturday evening, wielding vague excuses to ward off those questions regarding her recent absence.

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“Just like a drug, she’s consuming you slow
You can’t love like you used to before
And you can’t find trust in nothing else anymore
Those pale lips, the bourbon-soaked kiss
She’s the den of your sins—the slit of a wrist”

Dru went home to "burn the scent of Lucille" from her clothes and never returned. Some of her closer friends would have probably recognized her family's elf delivering a letter to the Headmaster, though.

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Amber Ramsay and Lance Silverston defiled the sign.

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Karen Bonoa - Ravenclaw Alumni
Madeline Ingleman - 2nd Year Hufflepuff
Niven McLaren - 1st Year Slytherin
Sam McKinnon - 6th Year Ravenclaw

Jabari Nwosu * Joshua Tannerman * Lenora Hollings * Lillian Stewart * Maria Bonoa

But you can never burn away the stench of Lucille Montrose. Your clothes will produce it until the end of time, when archeologists dig it up in tousands of mmilions of years and vomit at the stench.

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Sam is an idiot, and really needs to take Sex Ed!

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“Just like a drug, she’s consuming you slow
You can’t love like you used to before
And you can’t find trust in nothing else anymore
Those pale lips, the bourbon-soaked kiss
She’s the den of your sins—the slit of a wrist”

Lucille told Dru and Dru told Brennan and Brennan assumed Hathaway so Dru tried confirming with Amber but couldn't find her phone number so she made a Facebook page at the local wifi cafe with the excess help of Lucille and started adding everyone under the pseudonym "Vood0o MaMa". This lead to disaster with Dru adding misspelling of the upper classman's names, like Lissa Crestview. All to spread that the wrong Sam needs sex ed.

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Sources say that Lucille Montrose is offering sex ed classes. At Beauxbatons, her current school.

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Rumors float the school that Necrolissica Crest has a mustache and likes to sport hipster glasses. It's the new 'IN'?

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The Criminal - Sliver Vortec - Expelled
The Brain - Skylar Dune - Seventh Year
The Athlete - Lance Silverston - Seventh Year
The Basket Case - Drathil Vortec - Seventh Year

"Everybody prefers to see a nut - they're more fascinating." - Penn Jillette

Drusilla hasn't been to school in days, but has been trying to spread the usage of "Mockwarts" in the place of "Hogwarts" through owls and text messages.

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Professor McGonagall is hopping mad about something involving a whole bunch of students who traveled with the armor this weekend. Gryffindor and Hufflepuff are sure that one of them will win the cup this year, because there's no way Ravenclaw or Slytherin will keep -any- of their points, not after this! Er, whatever it was they did. Which none of the gossipers seem to be quite sure about. But it sure got to McG, nobody's -ever- seen her this angry!

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Karen Bonoa - Ravenclaw Alumni
Madeline Ingleman - 2nd Year Hufflepuff
Niven McLaren - 1st Year Slytherin
Sam McKinnon - 6th Year Ravenclaw

Jabari Nwosu * Joshua Tannerman * Lenora Hollings * Lillian Stewart * Maria Bonoa

In the wee hours of the morning, the usual peace and tranquility of the Hufflepuff girl's dorm is broken by the sounds of pure Irish Rage. Harsh words in both English and Gaelic can be heard from the Female Prefect room, causing any young Hufflepuff who might pass by to shrink back in fear and avoid the room at all costs. If they pass by at the right time, they can even hear the sounds of something being broken or knocked over. What could possibly have angered the Littlest Prefect, Máiréad?

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Mai Roarke Willow Moran Evelyn Grant Eien Hansen Ashlee Gardner

Rumors spread that something is happening between the prefect, Mai Roarke and the infamous Xander Black after he made a rather bold statement about getting a bubble bath with Mai...or something.

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Paul Millington is having an affair...with Severus Snape. Why else is he sneaking out of the common room in the middle of the night?

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Karen Bonoa - Ravenclaw Alumni
Madeline Ingleman - 2nd Year Hufflepuff
Niven McLaren - 1st Year Slytherin
Sam McKinnon - 6th Year Ravenclaw

Jabari Nwosu * Joshua Tannerman * Lenora Hollings * Lillian Stewart * Maria Bonoa

Rumor has it that the infamous Lance and Amber have actually broken up. And people thought the two were inseparable!

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The Criminal - Sliver Vortec - Expelled
The Brain - Skylar Dune - Seventh Year
The Athlete - Lance Silverston - Seventh Year
The Basket Case - Drathil Vortec - Seventh Year

"Everybody prefers to see a nut - they're more fascinating." - Penn Jillette

Rumor spreads of a strange woman who claimed to be called "Amanda" entering the castle on Saturday. She acted like she was on a tour of the castle all by herself! Weird... Professor Flitwick to the rescue, she was removed without incident.

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-Calan

Liss Crest, Slytherin
Kalara Crest, Hufflepuff
Elizabeth Finley, The Moon