On Common Rooms and Crucios:



ACT I

[Curtain opens to reveal Hogwarts under attack by giant gelatinous cubes. The students battle their way through the halls. One cube swallows a young girl.]

Rebecca Kennedy: Ah! Help me!
From Maysen: I will!

[He casts a spell at the jell-o blobs which causes them to melt away.]

(DM) Professor Dumbledore: Congratulations the school is saved. Goodbye!

[Enter Drado.]

Drado Bolton: What did I miss?


[Later that afternoon in the Entrance Hall.]

Thomas Notten: We
Jeff Miller: Are
Bowen Wells: Very
Seth: Bored
Drado Bolton: …

[Later that night in the Entrance Hall.]

Bowen Wells: Very
Seth: Bored
Thomas Notten: We
Jeff Miller: Are
Dante Lightfoot: Pool party!!

[Later that night at the Ravenclaw common room.]

Dante Lightfoot: Where are you going?
Artemis Narn: (talks gibberish).

[Narn leave the pool party and walks down the hall.]

[Terry is skipping down the hall the other way singing to himself.]

Terry Live: I am so evil, I am so evil.
Artemis Narn: Hi!
Terry Live: Crucio!
Artemis Narn: Ow!

[Narn dies]

Terry Live: Uh.

[Exit Terry.]
[Narn Ressurects.]
[Enter Koh.]

Artemis Narn: Hi!
Koh Zabini: Crucio!

[Artemis Narn dies.]

Koh Zabini: It's not supposed to kil--nevermind.

[Exit Koh.]
[Narn Ressurects.]
[Exit Narn.]



ACT II

[At the hospital wing two girls sit on a bed.]

Lorien Luelle: What happened, Vilia?

Vilia Melle: I'm a werewolf.

[Serge sticks his head in from the castle window.]

Serge Lupin: So am I!

[Serge slips and falls to his death.]
[Lorien and Vilia shrug and leave the hospital wing meeting Narn in the hall.]

Artemis Narn: Hi!

[Vilia slaps him.]
[Narn dies.]

[Later in the hospital wing.]

(DM) Madam Pince: What's wrong now?

Vilia Melle: I hurt my hand.

[Enter Narn's ghost.]

Artemis Narn (Ghost): Hi!

(DM) Madam Pince: //You can't be a ghost without DM approval.

[Exit Narn's ghost.]
[Enter Fran Niner's ghost.]
[Exit Fran Niner's ghost.]



ACT III

[In the Hufflepuff common room.]

Crickets: Chirp!

[In the Slytherin common room.]

Serianna: Where is everyone?

(DM) Professor Lupin: They're in Azkaban.

[In Azkaban.]

(DM) Professor Lupin: How do you plead?

Chloe: plz let me out i will behave

(DM) Professor Lupin: //Quiet please, you're not in this plot, you're here for other reasons.

Terry Live: We are completely innocent, let us go.

Chloe: plzz? i just want 2 play

Koh Zabini: //Use OOC marks at least.

Vilia Melle: //You're being out of character.

Vilia Melle: //Yeah, what Koh said.

Artemis Narn: //Sigh.

Chloe: i know the dm password i'll hack again

Chloe: let me out

[Exit Chloe.]
[Enter Chloe.]
[Exit Chloe.]
[Enter Chloe.]
[Exit Chloe.]

(DM) Professor Lupin: //Let's finish this some other time.

[Artemis Narn hangs himself.]
[Artemis Narn dies.]

<3<3<3

haha, nice

Wow, that is pure genius whoever posted that and I want your autograph!

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currently played character: Dante Lightfoot 7th year Ravenclaw

It gets my approval

Oh my god. I love it. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! <3

You can imagine my surprise when Crispers sent this to me on my forum...It's funny, I'll admit, but completely fails to capture the love of those old times...Except for Live killing me, that happened fairly often.

I'll admit, it's some funny stuff. It definitely had me laughing. A lot.
Nice writing. Who are you, by the way?

P.S. I had DM approval, it came in the form of Seth (aka Penguin).

If I remmeber a certian account name correctly, I'm pretty sure I know who it is.








What? You expected me to tell you?

I'm pretty sure I know who it is due to writing style, and other factors.

Just maybe, eh?

My guess is ......Serge?

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currently played character: Dante Lightfoot 7th year Ravenclaw

Nah, Serge wouldn't have done the whole slipping thing there if it were him. =P

It isn't that hard to figure out, but you have to have really had conversation IC and OOC with the person and known them 'well' enough.

Plus I haven't seen Serge in monthes. And, True enough Zachy-boy, True enough.

I havent been absent that long.

And for my knowledge Serge and Vilia are tending a baby somwhere in Eastern Europe. Unless Lexxy has decided otherwise that is.

And no I didn't write this. My guess would be Narn.

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If you do something stupid, be prepared to be mocked about it.

~laughs~ It wasnt me either... although it proves I was here a long time ago!

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"When your done with the game, kings and pawns all go back in the same box."